Lion of the Blogosphere

My latest Flight 370 theories

1. Destroyed by super-powerful new weapon that leaves behind no debris.
2. Abducted by extraterrestrials.
3. Ripple/bubble/vortex/etc. in the space-time continuum.
4. People on the plane intentionally turned off the transponders and flew the plane low beneath the radar in order to secretly fly to some unknown destination for unknown reasons.

Some people will insist that #4 is the only one of the four that’s possible, but hey, there was that Wall Street Journal article about UFOs in Thailand, and there are some people who think that the Wall Street Journal is a more respectable news source than even this blog.

Written by Lion of the Blogosphere

March 12, 2014 at 7:42 am

Posted in News

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  1. I simply think they’ll find the debris in the ocean sooner or later.

    For Air France Flight 447, no debris was found until one week after the crash.

    Thomas

    March 12, 2014 at 8:12 am

    • and there would be no debris if the landing were soft enough. there aren’t any deck chairs on a plane.

      jorge videla

      March 13, 2014 at 1:47 am

  2. Somebody call Mulder and Scully.

    Brian Sumpter

    March 12, 2014 at 9:07 am

  3. OT: de Blasio hires another progressive crank for a key role.

    http://www.city-journal.org/2014/eon0311hm.html

    I think that plane fell out of the sky because it couldn’t believe New Yorkers elected someone as stupid as de Blasio.

    peterike

    March 12, 2014 at 9:08 am

  4. Btw, is aircraft wreckage supposed to float? I’d have thought that the fuselage would be on the seabed by now, but all the aviation experts are making a big deal over not being able to spot its fragmented pieces..

    Brian Sumpter

    March 12, 2014 at 9:14 am

    • It could sink if it landed intact and then filled with water, but if it blew up, many pieces would be floating.

      Remember that airplanes are intentionally designed to be lightweight so there are many parts that will float.

      Lion of the Blogosphere

      March 12, 2014 at 1:53 pm

  5. If i had to only read one blog, it would probably be this one. I’d say you’re above CH, steve sailer & friends, and infinitely preferable to NYT or other main stream outlets.

    What are you putting in the water?

    Anon

    March 12, 2014 at 9:41 am

  6. Obama did it. All the passengers have been converted to Islam.

    Jerome Cole

    March 12, 2014 at 9:43 am

    • Malaysia is a muslim country, so a majority of the passengers were already Islam to begin with.

      Colmainen

      March 12, 2014 at 2:03 pm

      • The majority were Chinese.

        Jerome Cole

        March 12, 2014 at 4:10 pm

      • They were mostly Chinese.

        jpradcliffe1

        March 12, 2014 at 4:14 pm

      • It seems Islam and Asians are at a showdown. Alpha Muslims vs Beta Confucians?

        JS

        March 12, 2014 at 4:20 pm

      • I have met some Muslims who told me they admire the Japanese, for their past samurai warrior culture, unlike the Chinese, who were always beta.

        JS

        March 12, 2014 at 4:23 pm

  7. You forgot the island from Lost scenario…

    But I still think it’s more likely the plane crashed or blew up rather than being hijacked. Since they have a new search pattern to look at, they might come across some evidence in the next 24 hours.

    Mike Street Station

    March 12, 2014 at 10:05 am

  8. One semi-serious theory I’ve heard: the flight was hijacked, it’s now on the ground at a military base, there is a standoff in process between the hijackers and the military with the passengers as hostages, and the country where the base is located (China?) is enforcing a strict news clampdown.
    It’s not impossible, but as each day passes it becomes less plausible.

    Peter

    ironrailsironweights

    March 12, 2014 at 10:12 am

  9. Related to the bombing in East Harlem that just happened?

    Live-Evil

    March 12, 2014 at 10:26 am

    • The bombing in East Harlem was due to a gas leak. The building owner seems to be an Asian landlord who has NAM tenants. What an interesting mix?

      JS

      March 12, 2014 at 8:15 pm

      • “The building owner seems to be an Asian landlord who has NAM tenants.”

        The future is now.

        peterike

        March 13, 2014 at 12:59 am

  10. 5. A mass rapture. God was acting green by rapturing people who were already 35,000 feet up in the air.

    Mark Caplan

    March 12, 2014 at 11:39 am

    • If you’re Mormon, this would be the same as #2.

      Lion of the Blogosphere

      March 12, 2014 at 1:58 pm

    • Probably Allah. Malaysia is Muslim.

      Colmainen

      March 12, 2014 at 2:03 pm

      • Malaysia has a beta Confucian majority, not Allah worshipers.

        JS

        March 12, 2014 at 4:25 pm

  11. Until we find the plane, debris from it, or someone or something that was aboard, we will never know.

    JayMan

    March 12, 2014 at 12:51 pm

    • Lion blog is for trolls. He created this for losers to vent their frustration in their real life. Only losers have sour grape type comments.

      mmmm

      March 12, 2014 at 6:34 pm

      • People are justified in having “sour grapes” if they got a sour deal in life.

        Lion of the Blogosphere

        March 12, 2014 at 9:12 pm

      • although “mmmmm” is obviously retarded he points to a current in american “thinking”, that whatever the rules those who win are more virtuous than those who lose, even when the game is largely a game of chance. that is, winning itself is the virtue rather than a sign of virtue.

        jorge videla

        March 13, 2014 at 1:46 am

      • But aren’t SWPLs happy, but also delusional?

        How is this a troll site, when we address the flaws that affect society? Asians are upset, when they get criticized for being beta or less creative. That’s not trolling!

        JS

        March 13, 2014 at 9:40 am

  12. A Super powerful weapon? Aliens? A ripple in the time-space continuum??

    So it couldn’t possibly be a mechanical error?

    Vince, the Lionhearted

    March 12, 2014 at 2:54 pm

  13. Lion, you have lost credibility for even entertaining, even somewhat facetiously, any option other than #4, and JayMan you have also lost credibility by implying we do not know.

    Bottledwater

    March 12, 2014 at 3:05 pm

  14. It’s been pointed out that a 777, stripped down to parts, would be worth about $100 million. So, possibly a motive.

    gwood

    March 12, 2014 at 3:46 pm

  15. The WSJ more respectable than this blog? That’s madness! Madness, I say!

    destructure

    March 13, 2014 at 12:03 am


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