My latest Flight 370 theories
1. Destroyed by super-powerful new weapon that leaves behind no debris.
2. Abducted by extraterrestrials.
3. Ripple/bubble/vortex/etc. in the space-time continuum.
4. People on the plane intentionally turned off the transponders and flew the plane low beneath the radar in order to secretly fly to some unknown destination for unknown reasons.
Some people will insist that #4 is the only one of the four that’s possible, but hey, there was that Wall Street Journal article about UFOs in Thailand, and there are some people who think that the Wall Street Journal is a more respectable news source than even this blog.