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Trump has a hot trophy wife

Chateau Heartiste endorses Trump because he has a hot trophy wife.

I’m not sure this is a good reason to endorse a candidate. Society has been built on the contributions of beta males and not the hot wives of alphas. Based on this analysis, McCain was the best Republican in 2008.

Written by Lion of the Blogosphere

July 21, 2015 at 1:52 PM

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  1. In this day and age, a trophy wife (and espeically after two previous trophy wives) should be a source of shame instead of administration. In the age of Bobos, having an air ahead wife who only spends our money is a sign of failure and not success.

    superdestroyer

    July 21, 2015 at 2:15 PM

    • Because status signalling to bobos is a proper political and social strategy?

      Jon

      July 23, 2015 at 10:39 AM

      • It makes more sense that a culture of conspicuous consumption and gaudiness.

        superdestroyer

        July 23, 2015 at 3:20 PM

  2. Wasn’t Ann Romney attractive (is she still for her age)?

    Half Canadian

    July 21, 2015 at 2:33 PM

    • But McCain dumped his first wife when she had cancer and picked up Cindy who was not only beautiful and 17 years younger, but also rich. That’s pretty alpha.

      Lion of the Blogosphere

      July 21, 2015 at 3:30 PM

      • That’s not “alpha”. That’s just shitty.

        destructure

        July 21, 2015 at 9:46 PM

      • @destructure

        Two signs of the same coin.

        ScarletNumber

        July 21, 2015 at 11:25 PM

      • @Scarlet
        No. One can be alpha without being a shitty person. Also, the phrase is “two sides of the same coin.” Nevertheless, my initial reaction was similar to yours although upon further reading, it sounds as though his first wife had a number of other health problems resulting from a severe car accident and that may have contributed to their estrangement.

        Viscount Douchenozzlé

        July 21, 2015 at 11:46 PM

      • Look at how he Did vs McCain in raising daughters.

        Ivanka Trump is a successful businesswoman with a Wharton Degree who married a rich man and has two kids. Megan McCain is a fattie who mostly doesnt do anything but troll twitter and occasionally take low level media jobs when the media wants to influence the father.

        Rotten

        July 23, 2015 at 1:47 AM

      • At least Meghan went to an Ivy League school and not a community college.

        Lion of the Blogosphere

        July 23, 2015 at 7:29 AM

  3. I’m not sure the hot wife scale is an accurate barometer to determine a Presidential candidate, but he’s dead right about Jeb Bush. His choice of a wife is a pretty accurate barometer to his personality.

    Mike Street Station

    July 21, 2015 at 2:36 PM

    • I dislike ¡Jeb! as a presidential candidate but would disagree with you on this. Columba hasn’t aged terribly well, but was quite attractive in her younger years. Additionally, his kids are all tall, well-spoken, and likewise quite good looking. Why you people care what some random PUA loser on the internet thinks about him is entirely incomprehensible to me.

      Viscount Douchenozzlé

      July 21, 2015 at 11:49 PM

      • By no metric is a 5 foot tall Mestizo “quite attractive” at any age unless she has the face of a supermodel, which she did not. Such fallen standards of beauty are representative of the depleted culture in general.

        Her kids are tall by virtue of the Bush genes, and so I’m not sure how this reflects on her. The daughter is not good looking.

        Jon

        July 23, 2015 at 10:44 AM

  4. Sarah Palin had nothing going for her except her looks. Why exactly was she chosen as a VP hopeful? At the time, I remember the feminist media going bonkers about her, mostly out of spite and jealousy. She was chosen for her looks; to help cement the redneck vote. Rednecks could care less about policy discussions. They just want to see hot azz.

    hips lips tits power

    July 21, 2015 at 2:53 PM

    • Palin was put on the ticket at the urging, I would guess, of GOP consultants who theorized that it would help McCain with women voters. That was just as stupid as Marcia Clark loading up the OJ Simpson jury with black women, hoping to get a conviction because domestic violence.

      Sgt. Joe Friday

      July 21, 2015 at 6:58 PM

    • Palin had more going for her than her looks. For starters, she actually did all the stuff that Republican candidates pretend to like doing (hunting, fishing, living in the wilderness, etc.). Her husband was an archetypical Reagan Democrat. In short, she personified the GOP base, and they liked and identified with her. McCain wouldn’t have had a shot at winning without her on the ticket, and he actually had the lead in the polls before Lehman blew up and he scrambled around like an idiot while Obama acted cool.

      Had Romney been the nominee in ’08, he might have won, because the financial crisis would have seemed in his wheelhouse.

      Dave Pinsen

      July 21, 2015 at 9:34 PM

      • Palin shouldn’t have been picked. While McCain was battling off Romnry in the primaries, Palin was still pregnant and on Maternity leave. She wasn’t ready for prime time, She just didn’t have the time to do the homework to get ready.

        But McCains’s chief of staff, a disgusting weasel named Steve Schmidt, totally sandbagged her, destroying her career and making McCain himself look dumb too.

        Rotten

        July 23, 2015 at 1:52 AM

  5. Chateau Heartiste goes out of his way to display his sympathy with Jew-haters. He openly panders to Nazis. So, his endorsement of Trump decreases the likelihood of my voting for that bloated sociopath.

    garr

    July 21, 2015 at 3:10 PM

    • Heartiste was very entertaining back in the day, but his political rants are absolutely dreadful, even if you do believe in HBD. The problem is that you can only write so many things about Game before it gets old, and he’s not a very astute or sober thinker beyond Game.

      Sid

      July 21, 2015 at 5:47 PM

      • Correct, I hope he isn’t giving advice to “beta” males, that one isn’t “alpha”, if they don’t have hot women in their lives, which goes back to the evidence that word “alpha “does have a connotation with good physical appearances.

        Bill Gates might be able to sleep with hot women, because of his resources, but the handsome player gets them regardless.

        JS

        July 24, 2015 at 3:08 PM

    • How do you figure?

      ATan

      July 21, 2015 at 10:45 PM

      • Well, ATan, last time I visited his blog — and I used to visit it daily, learned a lot from it about male-female stuff, and am grateful to him for what I learned — he posted two alternate explanations of the West’s plight, presenting them as the only two possibilities, and as equally plausible. One explanation was that the White race is too altruistic and universalistic, or something along those lines. The other was that the Jews are out to (or biologically programmed to) destroy the White race. He didn’t name the Jews as such, but it was completely obvious that he had them (us, I should say) in mind. He then invited his commenters to argue about it. And this wasn’t the first time he had actively solicited Jew-hating comments.
        Sid, just to be clear, I’m not objecting to CH from a leftist perspective — I would like to see some kind of traditionalist feudal system established throughout the US and the West, and a religious monarchy established in an Israel with a rebuilt, active temple and the boundaries of David’s empire.

        garr

        July 22, 2015 at 11:33 AM

  6. Maybe not, but have you seen Jeb’s wife?

    Vodka

    July 21, 2015 at 3:15 PM

    • The cleaning lady?

      ScarletNumber

      July 21, 2015 at 11:26 PM

  7. There’s no more subservient position than a POTUS: besieged everyday by thousands of entrenched interest groups, doing the bidding of his masters (hint: not the electorate). It all starts when the president elect receives the binder of information of what is REALLY going down and he’s forced to concede that other than overt demonstrations of alphaness for signaling to his base, he is really powerless. American democrazy can’t sustain a true alpha, and I suspect Trump knows this deep down, which is why I don’t think he’s ready to go against his nature, and why he will self-sabotage as he goes along, but not without scaring the hell out of the establishment first.

    TG

    July 21, 2015 at 3:17 PM

    • @TG: he is really powerless

      The POTUS can send American troops to battle, appoint federal judges and Supreme Court justices for life, issue powerful executive orders, and pardon felons.

      E. Rekshun

      July 21, 2015 at 7:59 PM

    • Running a business is subservient. You’ve got to satisfy customers or you’re gone. Politics is probably way easier than running a business, because you can stay in people’s good graces for a long time without delivering anything concrete. Try that in the private sector.

      ca

      July 21, 2015 at 9:59 PM

  8. Yup, heartiste is only endorsing Trump because Trump is a jerkboy.

    SC

    July 21, 2015 at 3:20 PM

    • Trump as the charisma enough to win for the conservatives. That’s plenty enough reason in the current situation, especially given that he’s likely half-a-shitlord. In other words, he’s our best chance in the upcoming election and he isn’t all bad.

      Jon

      July 23, 2015 at 10:51 AM

  9. As far as character and general well-adjustedness goes, there is a middle ground between Trump on one hand and Jeb, who sold himself extremely short and must have been kicking himself when he got into his 30s, had a little more life experience, and started to realize how much better he could have done.

    Fiddlesticks

    July 21, 2015 at 3:28 PM

  10. Trump’s wife WAS hot but now looks a little melted.

    Mark Caplan

    July 21, 2015 at 3:31 PM

    • Melania is 45, but still 24 years younger than Trump, 5’11” and a former supermodel.

      Lion of the Blogosphere

      July 21, 2015 at 3:58 PM

      • It’s about time for a trade in. If he gets elected i think he will keep her. If he loses he will dump her and find a newer model. It’s the only thing that will heal his ego.

        B.T.D.T.

        July 21, 2015 at 4:39 PM

      • It’s about time for a trade in.

        Who says he hasn’t already, unofficially, traded up?

        The Undiscovered Jew

        July 21, 2015 at 7:26 PM

      • Maybe he’s too old to have sex.

        Lion of the Blogosphere

        July 21, 2015 at 7:28 PM

      • You never know. But he still look vigorous enough to get the job done with the mistress.

        The Undiscovered Jew

        July 21, 2015 at 7:35 PM

      • @LotB: Maybe he’s too old to have sex.

        Yes, probably, but modern pharmaceuticals can cure that!

        E. Rekshun

        July 21, 2015 at 8:02 PM

  11. actually, you can judge a lot about society by what so-called attractive women gravitate toward. in America, it’s people who inherit wealth, pretend they are competent, and have zero class.

    i may not agree with JS about much, but it is true that America has -no- class. in fact, class is despised.

    swank

    July 21, 2015 at 4:11 PM

  12. FDR was married to his homely cousin, the weak-chinned Eleanor – and yet he was probably the best president the American people ever had. I won’t even mention Abraham Lincoln and the plump and neurotic little Mary Todd. As for the ridiculous Trump, any brash asshole with billions in his bank account can buy himself the cutest broad he can find. Means nothing otherwise. Heartiste is an ignorant tool.

    Midsomer Murderer

    July 21, 2015 at 4:19 PM

    • “…any brash asshole with billions in his bank account can buy himself the cutest broad he can find….”

      Yeah, you’re probably right.

      aandrews

      July 21, 2015 at 7:20 PM

      • Not a flattering photo. Zuckerberg looks like a thumb sticking out of his shirt collar or something.

        Glengarry

        July 23, 2015 at 8:36 AM

      • Yeah. Check back with Zuckerberg in thirty years and see what kind of chick he’s married to then. I guarantee you he will have chucked his college love match and hooked himself a supermodel.

        Midsomer Murderer

        July 23, 2015 at 11:46 AM

    • The greatest presidents are much earlier than the ones you mentioned, the presidents that grew the country to greatness from nothing.

      Dan

      July 21, 2015 at 8:48 PM

      • If you’re referring to the founding fathers, their main accomplishments were as founding fathers and not as presidents. James Madison oversaw that proto-imperialist farce known as the War of 1812, only to see the White House get burned for his efforts. John Adams signed into law that abomination known as the Alien and Sedition Act. George Washington was more celebrated (as a president) for what he didn’t do rather than for what he did – i.e., not making a kingship out of the office (he was probably too tired by then anyway) and for his parting shot to posterity to the effect that we should avoid foreign entanglements (a little hypocritical since he would never have won the Revolutionary War without French aid, not to mention how badly his advice has been followed by the U.S. over the last hundred years). Thomas Jefferson got the real estate deal of all time with the Louisiana Purchase, but whoever was in office would have forked over the cash whenever Napoleon was willing and able to sell it. It pretty much fell into our lap. Whatever these guys did during their POTUS gigs, it paled beside their contributions to the generalship of the Continental Army, the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence.

        Midsomer Murderer

        July 23, 2015 at 11:58 AM

    • Considering Lincoln and FDR were the two presidents who are most to blame for destroying the constitutional republic, you’re not making a very good case here.

      Panther of the Blogocube

      July 21, 2015 at 9:16 PM

      • Sorry to crack your fangs, Panther, but you be dead wrong. Lincoln and FDR were foremost in preserving the constitutional republic, not destroying it, even if they had to stretch the Constitution in the process. If FDR had not, say, established the New Deal, the people might have rebelled and, depending on who won in the ensuing struggle, we could have ended up with either a true Socialist state or some kind of plutocratic feudalism the likes of which we seem to heading toward today. Regarding Lincoln, however, you could indeed argue that letting the South secede would have been all the better for everyone concerned. The United States would consist of the two left coasts and the sensible Midwest, with all the yahoos, the slavery apologists and the evangelistic anti-science imbeciles stuck away in their own stupid little Red State Nation – along with those black folks whom they despise so much.

        Midsomer Murderer

        July 23, 2015 at 12:15 PM

    • He did manage Presidente for life, and his four terms will be difficult to surpass.

      Glengarry

      July 23, 2015 at 8:43 AM

    • “FDR…he was probably the best president the American people ever had”.

      My word.

      Yalta is enough reason that he is burning in hell for eternity, not to mention everything else.

      Jon

      July 23, 2015 at 10:55 AM

      • The Iron Curtain was torn down twenty years, my Old Cold Warrior. Time to move on. Would you have preferred that General George S. Patton had attacked the Russkies and extended World War Two into its sequel World War Three? We should have nuked them Commies into the ground, dat’s right, uh-huh! If we’d have done that, my Antsy Anti-Communist Auntie, our grandchildren would have three eyes and thirteen toes and we’d all roasting rat carcasses in the rubble.

        Midsomer Murderer

        July 23, 2015 at 12:23 PM

  13. Having a hot wife is not a true marker of one’s leadership abilities, but it will endear you to the proles being that this is the greatest acommplishment to which they aspire. Some of the greatest Presidents we have had married dull/normal wives that were assets in ways far beyond the superficial. Particularly amongst the upper class a marriage was seen more as a merger, a contract that would further solidify the power of the family. That is why Franklin Roosevelt married Eleanor and George H. W. Bush married Barbara Pierce (Bush).

    Basing a candidate’s prospects on the sexuality of his wife strikes as being a very prole endeavor. We are not choosing the captain of the football team here but the leader of the free world. The real upper crust recognized long ago that a stunningly beautiful wife is more of a liability than an asset. After all, that’s what mistresses are for anyway….

    B.T.D.T.

    July 21, 2015 at 4:34 PM

    • Why did you put Barbara’s married name in parenthesis? We know it is Bush.

      ScarletNumber

      July 21, 2015 at 11:39 PM

    • A president doesn’t need a supermodel wife, but one at least on the level of a Laura Bush is a good sign.

      Betas can do the day to day administration of the presidency. That’s not in question. After all, they have a lot of help.

      Where I lose confidence in betas is when it comes down to pressure situations as well as situations that challenge their more fragile sense of identity. They tend to me more emotional, vindictive, and irrational in such situations. They’re probably much more ideological and lack a balanced sense of justice. Also, by definition, they lack heart.

      The Presidency should not be a mere administrator’s position, but that of a leader. By definition, beta Presidents are leaders in name but not character. I submit that this country is due for an alpha president that didn’t come by way of Hollywood or the CIA.

      Jon

      July 23, 2015 at 11:02 AM

      • I do agree that a standard of elegance and attractiveness is required, and that Laura Bush is a good example of that. After seeing the dumpy trolls that both Jeb Bush and Scott Walker married it would be hard for me to vote for them. Going that ugly indicates an inner lack of self esteem.

        B.T.D.T.

        July 23, 2015 at 1:16 PM

  14. It’s not just looks; Trump has selected good mothers for his kids. Look at how Trump’s adult kids (out of Ivana) have turned out.

    Dave Pinsen

    July 21, 2015 at 5:13 PM

    • Ivana, in person, is an incredibly charming and intelligent woman. You’re right.

      Viscount Douchenozzlé

      July 22, 2015 at 12:01 AM

  15. Trump’s recent popularity drives home the point that PUA types often make: your objective status matters less than your own perception and presentation of your status, i.e. your “frame”. Republican candidates routinely get slammed for being rich and out of touch, and most of them get defensive about it, which makes it worse. Think of Romney traipsing around in work boots and making cringe-worthy comments about Nascar. But Trump, who’s way richer than Romney, just owns it and amplifies it. “You think I have a billion dollars? F**k you! I have ten billion dollars!” He never apologizes for anything, and people love him for it.

    SJ

    July 21, 2015 at 5:23 PM

  16. Inaccurate portrayal of CH’s original post. He did not merely endorse Trump because he has a hot trophy wife. It would be equally pat and inaccurate to say he rejected Jeb because he has an ugly undesirable wife, but he didn’t simply do that either. He invited a consideration of what these pairings say about the men and their leadership.

    ewanmacerc

    July 21, 2015 at 5:30 PM

  17. Technically, this means Marco Rubio is the second best candidate. Not sure I’m ready to go that far.

    Jokah Macpherson

    July 21, 2015 at 6:10 PM

  18. Did you ever figure out if that was Megan McCain you ran into that one time?

    Jokah Macpherson

    July 21, 2015 at 6:11 PM

    • I believe it was.

      Lion of the Blogosphere

      July 21, 2015 at 6:19 PM

    • Last weekend, I ran directly into guitarist Nile Rogers at the Denver International Airport. Rogers was the lead guitarist for the late ’70s disco band “Chic” and wrote & performed on their ’78 number 1 hit “Le Freak.”

      E. Rekshun

      July 21, 2015 at 8:15 PM

  19. Trump has a hot trophy wife

    And today he’s trolled Lady Lindsay Graham.

    Society has been built on the contributions of beta males and not the hot wives of alphas

    But it was amoral psychopaths like Trump who had the wisdom to profit off the blood and sweat of beta males. If there’s a better reason to vote for him I have yet to read it.

    The Undiscovered Jew

    July 21, 2015 at 7:33 PM

    • Time for a reality check. Trump inherited his wealth.

      Viscount Douchenozzlé

      July 21, 2015 at 11:56 PM

      • Trump got 10 million from his dad. He turned that 10 million into 9 Billion.

        His dad was rich & Trump had all of the advantages of a rich child, but its worth noting tat Trump was not an only child. His brother who got the same inheritance never amounted to much of anything, coasting on that inheritance.

        Rotten

        July 23, 2015 at 2:00 AM

  20. Megan McCain:

    1. An heiress (to a budweiser distributorship) richer than her husband.

    2. She looks like an elf.

    Getting married three times to progressively younger women isn’t alpha. It’s PROLE. Paying for sex is very very prole.

    A. Q. Khan Noonien Singh

    July 21, 2015 at 8:57 PM

    • I think you mean Cindy McCain.

      Lion of the Blogosphere

      July 21, 2015 at 9:05 PM

      • Oh, you meant McCain’s chunky daughter. I saw her once talking about how she and JM had deep fried a turkey for Thanksgiving. She had pictures. And JM was wearing an ASU t-shirt.

        Prole drift doesn’t go only so far and then stop. There were only two states other than Utah with every county for Romney. They were W Virginia and Oklahoma. Yeee Ha!

        50 years ago no one had tattoos. No one wore legible clothing. Hardly anyone was fat. It’s still that way in France and Italy and Spain.

        A. Q. Khan Noonien Singh

        July 21, 2015 at 9:41 PM

    • LOL tell us more about your theory that alpha and prole are mutually exclusive. This should be enlightening.

      ATC

      July 21, 2015 at 9:17 PM

  21. Thought experiment: if a Trump-like candidate were a politician in a major foreign adversary of the US, would we be thinking, “Uh oh, this guy’s got his shit locked down tight!” or would we be thinking “HAHAHAHAHAHA” — I’m guessing the latter.

    Putin is overrated by some paleocons but he can bluff with the best of ’em and doesn’t come across as a reality-TV camera hog with no short-term memory. Trump is no Putin.

    ATC

    July 21, 2015 at 9:12 PM

    • You’re no Jack Kennedy!

    • I thought “HAHAHAHAHAHA” about Obama, does that count? Especially when legs tingled and the lightworker made the oceans sink back and the planet cool down. SWPLism at its best.

      Let the record note that I shall utter a hoarse “HAHAHAHAHAHA” once Hillary gets on the throne too. “Guided tours to the Oval Office, sit in the chair for just $5, all currencies accepted.”

      Glengarry

      July 23, 2015 at 8:50 AM

    • I think that the majority of prole and bourgeoisie foreigners that do not outright hate the USA on principle reserve at least a little respect for Trump insofar as they are aware of him. That’s the nature of the alpha personality, it commands either respect or spiteful contempt. Though, you’d be surprised at the gap between what we generally think the average foreigner knows about the USA and what they actually know. Most will likely not become cognizant of him until he is in office. Either way, they won’t laugh when they have to negotiate against him.

      The reality TV experience is an inconsequential detail. In all fairness, Trump can never be someone with decades of KGB experience and Putin can never be someone with decades of 1% money and business management experience. They both have their strengths.

      Jon

      July 23, 2015 at 11:12 AM

  22. What about Dennis Kucinich?

    njguy73

    July 21, 2015 at 9:38 PM

  23. In general I find discussing other people’s wives and sex lives low class and inappropriate, but those two pictures were worth a thousand words. What normal person would marry a tiny Inca? She still has problems with English, which is the most useful language on the planet. Bush is totally unfit for the office. Go Donald and give them hell!

    Yakov

    July 21, 2015 at 9:49 PM

    • Incas are from South America; Aztecs are from Mexico… 🙂

      shiva1008

      July 22, 2015 at 2:02 AM

    • It is bizarre that a freakin’ BUSH (royalty) would marry Columba, a short Mexican peasant. It speaks to something about Jeb; most likely a *profound* lack of inner-confidence with women. I mean, it’s not like Bar couldn’t have *easily* hooked him up with a nice thin white chick who would die to marry into such status.

      fakeemail

      July 22, 2015 at 11:16 PM

      • Jeb is just not that smart, and not that driven. I’m sure his experiences at Philips Andover – a notoriously driven and competitive place – weren’t terribly positive as a result. Odd, then, that people blame Noelle’s general failure exclusively on Columba! Incidentally, all of this nonsense about inner game is only relevant if you’re an incredibly handsome, yet self-hating genius. Otherwise, you’re probably just perceiving yourself more or less accurately. Again, only in America would this even be a consideration.

        Also, both of Jeb’s sons turned out well. George, in particular, seems to be orders of magnitude more intelligent and polished than his own father. For the love of god, pull your minds out of the gutter of this PUA nonsense – it’s all targeted at proles in any case.

        Viscount Douchenozzlé

        July 23, 2015 at 7:35 PM

      • Also, does no one remember the kid that Prince Albert of Monaco had with a black flight attendant?!? Come on.

        Viscount Douchenozzlé

        July 23, 2015 at 7:37 PM

  24. Trump trolled Lindsey Graham hard today. LOL

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1sku13JYlo

    destructure

    July 21, 2015 at 10:17 PM

    • Much more important in that little clip was this comment by Trump:(starts at 1:17)
      Trump said: “I don’t need anybody’s money. Nobody has to give to me. You don’t have to bother.
      Please, don’t bother. Don’t give me any. I don’t need money. I’m doing it myself.”

      It’s exactly this that’s driving every other politician crazy.
      Who has ever heard of a politician turning down money???

      Every Republican runs as a so called conservative, but once in office it’s the big donors who control them.
      Look at quislings, Boehner & McConnell, betraying their constituencies and allying themselves with Obama on TPP agreement. Yet another “free trade” agreement that will send more US jobs overseas.

      Trump, on the other hand, can’t be bought by the US Chamber of Commerce,
      the open borders/immigration lobby, the H1B Silicon Valley lobby, the “free trade” lobby and all the other corrupt institutions that have bought their special privileges at the expense of the American people.

      After Dole, McCain, Romney, et al, I can’t wait to have a chance to vote for The Donald in the
      upcoming NH Primary and to upend the RINO Republican establishment.

      Nedd Ludd

      July 22, 2015 at 11:25 AM

      • @Nedd: “Trump can’t be bought…”

        I assure you he most certainly can. He may not have given it a great deal of thought yet, but the chance to firmly entrench himself as an oligarch is one you can be sure Trump won’t pass up.

        Viscount Douchenozzlé

        July 24, 2015 at 12:30 AM

  25. Trump has a hot trophy daughter.

    Ivanka is ultra hot AND extremely smart.

    Put it this way:

    Trump’s Legacy – Ivanka

    Clinton’s Legacy – Cheslea

    Jeb’s legacy – noelle

    If trump treats the country like he treats fatherhood, he crushes the field.

    uatu

    July 21, 2015 at 11:10 PM

    • And she’s Jewish! — but married, so not in the market for Lion.

      Dave Pinsen

      July 22, 2015 at 12:42 AM

  26. The first ladies who are commonly considered the most attractive, Julia Tyler and Frances Cleveland, got married when their husbands were already president, and in both cases there were huge age gaps. In other words, these were trophy marriages.

    Those two aside, first ladies as a group seem to be pretty homely, though you have to allow that no one pays attention to them until they are typically in their late 40s, 50s, or 60s, and the better presidents tend to marry the homelier ones.

    Ed

    July 21, 2015 at 11:17 PM

  27. I’m not a fan of that eastern European/Yugoslav look. YMMV

    ScarletNumber

    July 21, 2015 at 11:47 PM

    • Sigh. The Eastern European look you see over here and in print/on film/on TV is more representative of what the gay men of the modeling and fashion industries like, not necessarily what uniformly exists over there and fits their model of beauty. It’s unfortunate, actually, because some of those girls are quite beautiful in an altogether different way.

      Viscount Douchenozzlé

      July 23, 2015 at 7:40 PM

  28. I can’t believe people are saying Trump isn’t a serious candidate. Seriously? Compared to what? Hillary and another Boosh? The Dinosaur media is trying to play up Boosh-Clinton like its a dream match-up! Who’s dream is that, H.P. Lovecraft? The only way I’d watch a Boosh-Clinton matchup is if it was a cage match at Wrestlemania with Stone Cold Steve Austin as the special referee!
    Of course if Granny Hillbilly breaks a hip they have that Sanders guy from Vermont. Remember when he was always saying he wasn’t a Democrat because he was listed as a Socialist candidate? Apparently the bench for the Democrats is empty. I guess that fake Indian Elizabeth Warren had something better to do. Maybe she wants to own and operate a 7-11?
    What the Fuck happened to America? Is this really the best we can do? Ted Cruz is a Canadian! I’m gonna puke, I really am! The Donald is the only guy in this race that anybody really cares about. The others are so old they probably couldn’t walk a mile in their own shoes!
    Man the Damn Democrat Party looks like an old folks home! This was a party that used to claim they were the party of youth! That weirdo from South Carolina that gives everyone the creeps Lindsay Graham has even announced he’s running. This is like a sick joke! This campaign looks an issue of Mad Magazine! If Trump doesn’t run, maybe he can appoint his apprentice, this two-party system is down.

    Joshua Sinistar

    July 26, 2015 at 10:22 PM


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