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Pizza rat

Viral video on YouTube!

Written by Lion of the Blogosphere

September 21, 2015 at 11:56 pm

Posted in New York City

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  1. “Dude is completely nude and trying to eat four times his body weight in pizza. At long last: I’ve found my spirit animal.”


    “Does anybody remember when that one video of a NYC rat carrying a slice of pizza on the actual tracks in the subway was a big thing? Nobody? Just me?

    Seriously though, do a google search for “pizza rat”, and exclude any results from the year 2015 and forward. Now THAT rat was a hero, but you all forgot about him. People were making a big deal over him too, and they forgot about him just like you will this rat, and the next rat, and the rat after that.

    The ORIGINAL pizza rat carried an entire slice of pizza over train tracks for you, and now you’re all hawking over a quitter who takes the stairs to push your political agenda, to whore for attention, and to look relevant or funny for your idiot followers on twitter. You are all selfish and unappreciative pieces of human excrement, and you should all be ashamed of yourselves.”


    Youtube commenters > all others.
    Hope lies with the proles.


    September 22, 2015 at 12:26 am

  2. “Still a better love story than fifty shades of grey.”


    September 22, 2015 at 12:33 am

  3. Pizza is prole, so I’m assuming this is a Prolerat?

    prolier than thou

    September 22, 2015 at 3:16 am

  4. Pizza Rat is adorable. He’s like a tiny person! I wonder where he was bringing the pizza.

    Anonymous Bro

    September 22, 2015 at 3:27 am

  5. That’s nothing.


    September 22, 2015 at 7:40 am

  6. This is something else:


    September 22, 2015 at 7:44 am

  7. Some like it hot:


    September 22, 2015 at 8:03 am

    • The Chinese in that video are speaking Vietnamese.

      Blinky Bill

      September 24, 2015 at 9:55 am

  8. And Mossad, as reported by Sailer and Unz, is using rats in its dirty campaign to destabilize the middle east.


    September 22, 2015 at 8:12 am

  9. I think that these ratty videos reflect national HBD characteristics and we can glean a few insights from them.

    1. An American rat has become weak and spoiled. It eats pizza, which most rats can’t afford, and can’t even shlepp it down the steps without dropping it a few times. You can see that it’s fearfull and lacking in confidrnce: it runs away and than comes back without any perceavable danger. Now, rats don’t eat pizza, they eat meat. Eating pizza is very unnatural for a healthy rat. This is a picture of a nation in decline acting in an unratty fashion, being destroyed by LGBT values and propaganda.

    2. Indians worship the Rat. Totally incompatible with American values. Americans eat meat and worship Mammon. They shouldn’t be allowed into the US. We just can’t have them.

    3. Chinese eat their rats. This is a tough one. I leave for Lion and JS, because there are pros and cons. I mean, people who eat rats don’t need any social programs and are not a drain on society, on the other hand they would work for low wages and put Americans out of work since a rat is good enough for them. What should Americans do, eat rats? So I think we shouldn’t let the Chinese in either, based on that.

    2. A Russian rat is awesome. It takes no nonsense, aggressively fights for its turf with a bunch of pussy cats and gets its way. Very much like Putin and the West. Don’t these pussy cats remind you of Obama and EU? So I think Russian immigration should be encouraged. America needs them. And alliance and freindship with Russia is a good thing.

    4. The Jews are, obviously, the best. They fight their enemy with its own rats! This is brains, this is ingenuity. America needs Jews. The problem is that there are no great number of Jews wanting to come in. So America has to tighten it’s relationship with Israel to benefit from these rats. You can see that what’s good for America is good for Israel and vice versa. This is why Unz and Sailer are choking on their venom.

    It also follows logically that Trump is the only candidate that can make America great again. He looks like a giant angry rat. He isn’t afraid and isn’t going to run away and drop his pizza, he likes Putin, the small, plucky, aggressive rat. He will secure the borders and not let in the rat eating Chinese and rat worshipping Indians. It pretty amazing what all these rats can teach you, if you just pay attention.


    September 22, 2015 at 9:19 am

    • You don’t mouse around, do you Yakov?


      September 22, 2015 at 11:07 am

      • Correct, and I don’t pussy foot.


        September 22, 2015 at 12:10 pm

    • Pathetic. smh


      September 22, 2015 at 1:43 pm

      • In Russia they would have stumped the rat to death and played soccer with it.


        September 22, 2015 at 4:21 pm

    • Post of the week.


      September 22, 2015 at 2:22 pm

  10. I like the one where ants carry potato chips across town better.


    September 22, 2015 at 9:23 am

  11. Pizza Rat sounds like a term for the NAMs and proles, better known as New Yorkers, who eat their slices, while walking in public.


    September 22, 2015 at 11:26 am

  12. Let me take a wild guess at the future. When the plague hits Manhattan, they’ll all blame the pizza right? Or maybe the Teenage Mutant Ninja Monkey Virus.

    Joshua Sinistar

    September 23, 2015 at 8:29 pm

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