8:42 Why are there five people on the stage? I thought there were only two candidates.
8:45 The debate started with the Star Spangled Banner. I don’t recall that happening at the Republican Debate. I guess that CNN wants to remind us that Democrats are patriotic Americans, not like Republican who put petty politics and shutting down the government ahead of good governance.
8:47 Anderson Cooper is the moderator. I walk past his gay bar on 9th Avenue all the time. Not interested in walking inside.
8:48 Chafee is boring. The Scott Walker of the Democrats. Why is this guy even bothering to run?
8:50 Webb sounds like he’s nervous. That’s always the kiss of death in a debate (unless your Ben Carson, but Jim Webb is no Ben Carson).
8:53 Senator, you’re no Jack Kennedy! OK, no one actually said that. But I wish.
8:54 Soylent Green is people! (O’Malley) Umm, who is this guy?
8:55 Finally, Bernie Sanders. This guy is great when he’s talking about the top 1%. Unfortunately he has gone on a big spiel about climate change, which is bogus. And now he’s talking about black unemployment, even though no blacks are actually going to vote for him because he’s too white and nerdy. He should speak to his white supporters.
8:58 Hillary Clinton looks very good. She must have a very expensive personal beautician.
9:04 Bernie Sanders says that Norway, Sweden and Denmark are good countries. I agree.
9:09 I’m bored, I wonder if I can play a video game and still watch the debate at the same time?
11:10 PM I think that Sanders won because he had more passion than any other candidate and when he’s talking about the top 1% I really like him. The three little midgets should all drop out of the race.