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Stormy Keffeler

Weird news story. Stormy Keffeler was Miss Washington USA before resigning over a DUI conviction she failed report to the pageant.

She may have stabbed a professional soccer player sending him to the hospital.

You must click on the link and look at the pictures. Keffeler is not the standard anorexic model who usually wins these contests. She’s 5’10” and 165 lbs and a former player in a women’s tackle football league where the women wear skimpy outfits.

There’s also a picture of her eating at a prole fast food restaurant [Taco Bell according to a commenter] which is not where you’d expect to see a beauty pageant winner eating.

In case you are wondering about her ethnicity, it’s listed as a mixture of white, Native American, and Latino.

It’s too bad she had to resign before the Miss USA pageant which can use more fast-food-eating amazon contestants.

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Forgot to mention that shooting a pistol while wearing Daisy Dukes is pretty prole.

Written by Lion of the Blogosphere

January 15, 2016 at 12:59 pm

Posted in Proles

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  1. That’s Taco Bell. You can see part of the “open at 7am or earlier” sign on the window, which is what they’ve started running in their windows since they began serving breakfast.


    January 15, 2016 at 1:21 pm

    • I wouldn’t know, there’s no Taco Bell around here.

      Lion of the Blogosphere

      January 15, 2016 at 1:35 pm

      • Jimmy Fallon makes fun of Taco Bell a couple of times every week.


        January 15, 2016 at 5:08 pm

  2. I got a kick out of the picture with her under the sign that said “NAM.” It would have been funnier if it had said, PROLE. Except for the whole stabbing thing, she sounds pretty awesome, but how could someone so prolish interest the Lion?

    Mike Street Station

    January 15, 2016 at 1:34 pm

    • how could someone so prolish interest the Lion?

      It’s a rescue mission. He knows she has inner class that Lion could cultivate and bring out.


      January 17, 2016 at 9:24 am

  3. Good prole breeding material. She could pop out 6 or 8 kick-ass tadproles, no problem. None of them with Ivy Leauge potential, though. Well, maybe on an athletic scholarship.

    ice hole

    January 15, 2016 at 1:48 pm

    • “Unlike most Division I athletic conferences, the Ivy League prohibits the granting of athletic scholarships; all scholarships awarded are need-based (financial aid). Ivy League teams’ non-league games are often against the members of the Patriot League, which have similar academic standards and athletic scholarship policies.”


      January 15, 2016 at 4:38 pm

      • If you lower standards for an athlete and then give him a scholarship that’s close enough.

        Lloyd Llewellyn

        January 16, 2016 at 1:39 am

      • Maybe they could get in as Hispanic/Native Americans.

        ice hole

        January 16, 2016 at 7:32 am

      • I couldn’t tell you if the Ivys do lower standards, but the Hispanic/Native route should do the trick.

        Personally, to get in as a Native American, I would require that the applicant be a member of a tribe recognized by the Bureau of Indian Affairs. Yes, it exists.


        January 16, 2016 at 5:24 pm

    • Heh, “tadproles.”

      Mike Street Station

      January 15, 2016 at 4:45 pm

      • “I saw a Lion, he was standing alone with a tadprole (sic) in a jar”

        -from the Led Zeppelin song “Dancing Days”


        January 15, 2016 at 9:46 pm

  4. “According to the rules of the beauty pageant, contestants promise they have not or will not engage in illegal activity, ‘any felony conviction, probation or misdemeanor involving moral turpitude.”

    DUI is a misdemeanor in Washington State and it isn’t considered a crime of moral turpitude by the US Government so she was right to resist resigning over that, but I guess the whole stabbing scandal made her situation untenable.


    January 15, 2016 at 2:27 pm

    • DUI is considered a crime of moral turpitude in Arizona, so maybe it’s also considered such in Washington.

      Lion of the Blogosphere

      January 15, 2016 at 2:33 pm

  5. Does the Daily Mail not employ copy editors? Right under the picture the description ends with: “stabbed in the abodemen”. Abodemen? What’s that?

    Graf von Jung

    January 15, 2016 at 4:12 pm

    • It’s the part of the body between the chest and the pelvis, dipshit.


      January 15, 2016 at 7:09 pm

      • rekt.


        January 15, 2016 at 11:50 pm

    • Copy editors are SWPL. Daily Mail is prole, so it doesn’t have copy editors but at least it reports the truth which is more than I can say for any news source here in the colonies.

      Robert the Wise

      January 16, 2016 at 12:01 am

      • Correctly spelled nonsense, the domain of NYT.


        January 16, 2016 at 12:47 pm

  6. If my friend dipped his pole into the left half of the bell curve for her, I would completely understand. She is pretty hot.


    January 15, 2016 at 11:08 pm

  7. Old cop from the 50s who patrolled the black neighborhoods told me of a gal who shot her beau in a nightclub in a fit of anger after tracking him down (he was with another woman). My friend arrested her for attempted murder. The victim, her beau, shows up and says ‘but I still loves her judge.’ Judge dismisses. I wonder what the soccer dude did to deserve getting stabbed.


    January 16, 2016 at 12:38 pm

  8. Why would one name their daughter Stormy? It’s worse than Zoe. Stormy sounds like a porn star name.


    January 16, 2016 at 5:20 pm

  9. Stormy weighs more than me.

    E. Rekshun

    January 16, 2016 at 7:19 pm

  10. dui w .22 bac means she is an experienced drinker.

    the native/latino genes already start to show, in ten years she will be a fat trollop with a colourful past.


    January 17, 2016 at 4:36 am

    • Well put, and probably correct. However, she probably has a few more good years left, assuming she doesn’t drive into a tree.

      ice hole

      January 17, 2016 at 12:28 pm

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