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Natalie Keepers photos

This Daily Mail article has photos other than her mugshot.

What I notice is that she has bad teeth, indicating she comes from a low-class family. Middle-class and higher families would make sure their daughters have orthodontic treatment.

There’s no indication of a motive for participating in the stabbing murder of a 13-year-old girl.

Written by Lion of the Blogosphere

February 3, 2016 at 2:09 pm

Posted in Crime

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  1. What is worse punishment, the death penalty or life without parole?

    I personally would prefer the death penalty but I think a psycho like this guy probably won’t even mind prison that much.

    Lion: do a review of the “Serial” podcast. Season 1, not the horrible second season.

    Otis the Sweaty

    February 3, 2016 at 2:36 pm

    • People on death row always, always attempt to protract the process and avoid death for as long as possible. Thus, life without parole is quite obviously better than death. Everyone who has that choice… chooses the former.


      February 4, 2016 at 2:14 am

  2. And also makes sure she bathes daily? Both people look in those photos like they need a shower.


    February 3, 2016 at 4:00 pm

  3. Is it just me or does Keepers look a lot like the victim? Not sure of the significance of that.


    February 3, 2016 at 4:09 pm

    • They sure do look similar, especially the nose I was confused about which was which in a photo or two.

      That makes me think there was (or Keepers imagined there was) some kind of family connection….

      cliff arroyo

      February 4, 2016 at 9:15 am

  4. Any White person who doesn’t live in an expensive liberal center, is likely to come from a lower middle-lower class family.

    Gothamette’s comment stating that many SWPL transplants who move to NYC, hail from Red Republican States, and this make a lot of sense.


    February 3, 2016 at 4:17 pm

    • Did I say that? I don’t remember. I think it’s true, though. Why move to NYC if you are already from a town with liberal attitudes.

      Natalie Keepers’ teeth don’t look so bad to me. I do think she’s ugly. And the poor little girl who was murdered strikes me as being not quite normal IQ, from the photos. Terrible story. I hate hearing about things like this.


      February 3, 2016 at 6:30 pm

      • I’ve met quite a number of carpetbaggers from Alabama, who moved to NYC, because Birmingham was so boooring.


        February 3, 2016 at 8:39 pm

      • The majority of NYC gays are from red states. The stereotype of NYC natives being gay is wrong.


        February 3, 2016 at 9:51 pm

  5. Lion–I’d say not “bad” teeth so much as average. I’ve seen vastly worse in all social strata.

    Thanks for this find. OK–so she’s chunky and not as good looking as I thought she was in her mugshot, but she’s still a solid 6-6.5. Maybe I’m biased because I gravitate towards girls-next-door/tomboys/”natural girls” more than the supermodels, but she ain’t bad looking at all, and more than attractive enough to have a desperate beta virgin by the, you know. Also, keep in mind that hefty gals tend to be more libidinous, and more overtly sexual, than their hardbodied cohorts. That is enough of an advantage to compensate for a couple of attractiveness points, depending on the guy.

    I just can’t imagine a scenario where the opposite is true, that Eisenhauer was the alpha and Keepers the hopelessly smitten beta.

    Martin L.

    February 3, 2016 at 4:23 pm

    • Yes, Lion sliced it into the trees with his dental comment. I once knew a woman, from a blue state, who had unfixed teeth. Her father was a senior executive of a money center bank. She had no trouble at all getting dates.


      February 3, 2016 at 6:35 pm

      • Her teeth don’t look crooked, which could be fixed by orthodontia, just uneven, which would require Hollywood-style filing-down, and isn’t something I think most parents would spring for. Seems Lion is judging her by Hollywood standards.

        Dave Pinsen

        February 3, 2016 at 7:02 pm

      • This is time for a true HBD style state by state analysis of dental health in the US.

        I can never find things easily on the CDC website.

        I can state from personal experience that fanatic oral hygiene works. And so does the opposite: if you want crappy teeth, don’t brush, don’t floss, don’t waterpik, and eat carby acid-producing food.

        Since I adopted a strict oral hygiene regime 10 years ago, I haven’t gotten any new cavities, although I’ve had to have a few old fillings redone.


        February 3, 2016 at 8:37 pm

  6. Well, at the very least, if they are guilty, this was a stupid crime, relative to two students attending a reasonably good school on the basis of merit, with a lot to lose. He surely should have known that police would point to him as the last person to see her alive. And that he’s an 18-year-old meeting up with a 13-year-old, which will raise additional suspicion. Either he’s not responsible, or he had a total breakdown in either judgement or impulse control — a sign of either sociopathy or panic.


    February 3, 2016 at 5:24 pm

  7. Also, a point of analysis that I haven’t seen mentioned yet:

    The sex ratio at VA Tech is listed at 58% male. At places like this, I think the white American sex ratio is even more imbalanced (i.e., more Asian girls, especially foreign Asian girls, go into STEM than white girls). So men in such an environment will have a tougher time meeting women, especially unattached women.

    This can lead like desperate moves such as picking up 13-year-olds online for sex, or possibly the oneitis being discussed. I still think his original motive here was sex, which MAY have turned into murder for one reason or another.


    February 3, 2016 at 5:39 pm

  8. candidate for prole quote of the year:

    “She loved Mountain Dew and Dr. Pepper”


    February 3, 2016 at 6:19 pm

    • At least it wasn’t RC Cola and Moonpies…


      February 4, 2016 at 2:15 am

  9. Both Keepers and the victim look very low class. You see these types all over Virginia and the Carolinas, The victim looks like she may have been partly retarded or something, although the semi-tard look isn’t uncommon in these parts. She was on liver medication or something at a young age which suggests she may have been genetically defective.

    Eisenhauer does not look low class. He looks normal, although he kind of looks a bit psycho. His eyes and eye muscles are very still while he smiles.


    February 3, 2016 at 9:51 pm

  10. I think it is far more likely that Eisenhauer wanted sex with Keepers than the victim, at least initially. If this is NOT the case, I can’t think of why Keepers would have assisted in/after the murder.

    Martin L.

    February 4, 2016 at 1:57 am

  11. Somewhat off topic: More on that homo teacher’s book:

    Now with more quotations. Rather amusing, though his photo creeps me out. I wouldn’t want him to next have a try at being a scout master.


    February 4, 2016 at 4:49 am

    • Although the grotesque black student dysfunctions that Ed Boland describes in THE BATTLE FOR ROOM 314 are plausible, it’s just as plausible he invented them to drive up his book sales. There is probably no independent way to verify Boland’s version of what went on in his classroom.

      Mark Caplan

      February 4, 2016 at 9:32 am

  12. Alex

    February 4, 2016 at 5:55 am

  13. This reminds me of the Paul Bernardo/Karla Homolka case.


    February 4, 2016 at 1:33 pm

  14. In the video Eisenhauer seems like a driven student athlete type, not someone one would think would commit murder. In the pics both he and Keepers have some of that hollowed out look one would associate with meth. Could be the lighting however.

    The victim had a liver transplant at 10 months old and has that developmentally disabled look. She referred to Eisenhauer as her boyfriend.

    So sad and disturbing.

    Ripple Earthdevil

    February 5, 2016 at 1:55 am

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