Bathroom advice for LGBT people
If you have a penis, use the men’s room.
If you look like a man, but don’t have a penis, use the men’s room, but please don’t use the urinal.
If you look like a woman, and don’t have a penis, use the woman’s room.
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And what if you look like “Pat,” the character from the Saturday Night Live skit who no one could tell what sex he or she was?
For starters, as I already stated above, if you have a penis, you should use the men’s room.
If you are just a dyke or butch type of woman, they look unfeminine but they don’t look like men. Use the woman’s room.
If you are on the edge where it’s not entirely clear (an edge that’s pretty rare), use the men’s room because men don’t fear being raped by masculine-looking women.