Lion of the Blogosphere

World of Warcraft movie

If the videogame is too difficult, too time consuming, now you can just watch the movie!

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I don’t actually intend to watch this movie, it sounds boring (to someone who finds a movie with lots of action and special effects but no meaningful plot or decent acting to be boring). And it has pretty lousy reviews at Rotten Tomatoes.

Written by Lion of the Blogosphere

June 11, 2016 at 9:47 am

Posted in Movies

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  1. You’re dead right. Movies with no storyline and merely a lot of explosions and whatnot are terribly boring. There is nothing at stake.

    Two in the Bush

    June 11, 2016 at 10:13 am

  2. My reasoned guess is that 100 randomly chosen NFL fans have more sex than 5,000 randomly chosen WoW players.



    June 11, 2016 at 10:39 am

    • It’s not that big of a difference.

      Lion of the Blogosphere

      June 11, 2016 at 4:39 pm

      • if you had said NFL players i would agree. sports fans on the other hand are largely beta out of shape fat proles.

        sexuallly successful cool young people these days go to raves/music festivals, not watch sports.

        james n.s.w

        June 11, 2016 at 5:14 pm

      • I’m with Lion on this one. A WoW player making 6 figures in flyover states, or low-to-middle 6 figures on the coasts, is, on average, going to exponentially outdo the average NFL fan in real-life fornicating stats if he chooses. (NHL fans – at least the ones who know how to appreciate slightly or even obviously chubby women – probably do better than NFL fans on this metric even without the big bucks but that is off topic). Of course, fornication outside of marriage and/or without the desired possibility of childbirth, miraculous or not, is wrong, and wanting to fornicate when you can’t is not only wrong but really sad and embarrassing, so there are not many statistics on this.

        howitzer daniel

        June 11, 2016 at 7:41 pm

      • girls dont care about your career anymore. only approaching their 30s and beyond girls who are looking for a submissive walking ATM to settle down and get fat with. they care about muscles, nice face, coolness/swag and popularity. its not the 1950s anymore.

        james n.s.w

        June 12, 2016 at 6:46 am

    • Do you mean that adult male NFL fans who aren’t WoW players are more likely than adult male WoW players who aren’t NFL fans to be married or girlfriended?


      June 11, 2016 at 6:25 pm

    • WoW players don’t even want sex for the most part. they think they do, but their social awkwardness around women, especially when nude, will cause humiliating anxiety and erectile dysfunction.


      June 11, 2016 at 7:55 pm

    • that is ridiculous, saying that just bc some computer nerd playing WoW is pulling 6 figures therefore he can slay. insane. girls do not give a crap that some ugly awkward dork is making 6 figures (with whatever amount of that going to tax + high cost of living in coastal cities like seattle / san francisco so its really not that much more than 50k out in the sticks anyway). i have seen the kinds of girlfriends these tech dorks have and they are always ugly and fat . HELL look at ZUCKERBERG the biggest dork of all with his 40 billion net worth and his wife who wouldnt cut the mustard for your average middle aged, balding, chinless white expat living in south east asia.

      this dork works at amazon ih a high level level senior position, here’s his wife:

      what a slayer

      james n.s.w

      June 12, 2016 at 6:44 am

  3. Angry Birds movie was painfully bad and unfunny.


    June 11, 2016 at 11:04 am

  4. Didn’t someone do a decent movie out of Super Mario Brothers (though I never watched it myself).


    June 11, 2016 at 12:17 pm

    • According to friends who’ve seen it (I have not), no.

      Jokah Macpherson

      June 11, 2016 at 4:51 pm

  5. I admit I’m intrigued with the idea. I remember seeing the videos as part of Warcraft II and thought, “man that would make a great movie.”

    Glad someone listened but I don’t know what they did with the idea.

    Mike Street Station

    June 11, 2016 at 12:33 pm

  6. You don’t want to watch CGI cartoons punch each other for two hours? Snob!


    June 11, 2016 at 2:34 pm

  7. It looks like an immigrant propaganda movie.

    A pink-skinned orc who turns against his fellow orcs to get them to work with the humans to help the orcs resettle in human lands.


    June 11, 2016 at 3:25 pm

    • The original Warcraft game was about the horrifying invasion of a bloodthirsty, demon-consorting horde. It looks as if they decided to do a “making peace with the Indians” movie instead.


      June 11, 2016 at 7:47 pm

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