Today I sold all of my stocks
Last month I sold half (on a poorly timed day) and today I sold the rest, so I now have no money invested in stocks.
The financial markets scare me with the S&P 500 Index being close to its all-time high (which was in August) and the presidential election coming up. My conspiracy theory is that the Illuminati are holding the market together to help HRC win the election, because everyone knows a market crash hurts the party in power: McCain had no chance after bad financial stuff happened in September.
If I turn out to be wrong, well here’s a public record, so you can make fun of me later.