All I Want for Christmas is Jews, for the third time
It wouldn’t be the Christmas season if I didn’t link to my favorite Christmas-time video.
It’s too easy to merely write this off as a parody of anti-Semitism. Either it’s anti-Semitism hiding as a parody of anti-Semitism, or it’s a parody of anti-Semitism hiding as a parody of anti-Semitism.
The song manages to hit most of the major anti-Semitic tropes:
1. Jews control Hollywood.
2. Jews are rich.
3. Jews control the legal profession.
4. The Jews killed Jesus.
5. At then end of the video, the words “Happy Holidays” are displayed. The implication is that the Jews made everyone stop saying “Merry Christmas.”
6. The best stand-up comics are Jewish. (Well this one is true, because gentiles just aren’t very funny.)
7. And the most insidious of all: that Jewish men can’t resist the allure of blonde shiksas. Wait, maybe this is also true. (See Blonde Shiksas, Jewish Man’s Kryptonite.)