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Paying women to play Overwatch with you

Article at Kotaku about the women who will play Overwatch with you for a relatively modest fee.

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The future of people being paid money to play videogames is almost upon us.

Written by Lion of the Blogosphere

May 13, 2017 at 12:41 am

Posted in Uncategorized

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  1. Is this a new thing or just a new twist on the oldest profession?

    Prole

    May 13, 2017 at 1:32 am

    • Virtual pussy is free.

      Klark Kent of Kentucky

      May 13, 2017 at 10:28 am

  2. This could have happened decades ago if MMO developers allowed their in game currencies to be trad-able for USD like a currency exchange market.

    NotWesley

    May 13, 2017 at 1:48 am

  3. Mein Gott. What a horror to be so devoid of spitit that you’d pay some whore to play videogames with you.

    Two in the Bush

    May 13, 2017 at 2:00 am

    • This.

      It’s easy to coax a woman to buy you a coffee and chat with you.

      Klark Kent of Kentucky

      May 13, 2017 at 10:31 am

  4. Hey Lion,

    You should try playing ‘Don’t Starve Together’
    (15 dollars on Steam).

    I’m a novice willing to play with you for free
    .

    On second thought, I’ll buy it for you as a gift if you’re interested.

    http://www.idigitaltimes.com/dont-starve-together-we-wanted-explore-new-reign-update-things-went-poorly-593762

    Larry

    May 13, 2017 at 2:20 am

  5. Whatever happened to hookers and blow.

    JW Bell

    May 13, 2017 at 3:55 am

    • Nerds can’t even manage that. Touching women is scary.

      Klark Kent of Kentucky

      May 13, 2017 at 10:33 am

  6. There are things way more fun than Overwatch that you can pay women to do with you.

    A Reader

    May 13, 2017 at 4:45 am

  7. I remember seeing sites like these years ago. Hot babes who’ll level up your World of Warcraft character for you while you’re at work.

    IHTG

    May 13, 2017 at 5:29 am

  8. pathetic

    destructure

    May 13, 2017 at 8:19 am

  9. How much does the Lion charge for playing Overwatch and discussing class in America on voice chat?

    Southern Guido

    May 13, 2017 at 9:32 am

    • Lion charges nothing. A discussion about proles (especially Staten Island Guidos) and Overwatch is very euphoric to him and some of his followers.

      JS

      May 14, 2017 at 7:06 pm

      • euphoric? are you trying to say lion is a neckbeard?

        gm

        May 15, 2017 at 10:46 pm

  10. How long does a game take? $10 for 10 games (just one add I looked at) seems like really lousy pay.

    peterike

    May 13, 2017 at 11:04 am

    • It would take a least an hour to play 10 quickplay games.

      The service is not very expensive.

    • The girls here are barely less pathetic than their clients (their gender-flipped near-equivalents, in fact). I almost feel like if I were one of their fathers I’d be less embarrassed if they were actual prostitutes.

      snorlaxwp

      May 13, 2017 at 8:55 pm

  11. Lion you could probably could get your Overwatch rating up this way

    K-strategist

    May 13, 2017 at 11:54 am

  12. Lion, maybe you should pay hot girls to read your blog.

    Hermes

    May 13, 2017 at 12:20 pm

  13. Back in the early ’90s, I had a neighbor that worked on a phone sex line. She was over 50 y/o and might have been a 6.5 when she was 25, but she was pleasant and friendly enough, and a decent neighbor. She told me that she’d steal phone sex customers away from the service and set them up as her own customers at $10 per ten minute call.

    E. Rekshun

    May 13, 2017 at 12:29 pm

    • Expect a future market for women being the voice of sexbots remotely.

      Dave Pinsen

      May 13, 2017 at 9:25 pm

      • Twenty-somethings will take the position to pay down on their student loans.

        JS

        May 14, 2017 at 7:10 pm

  14. You’ve never been to Twitch have you? There are people making $5000+/mo playing video games 40-60 hours a week. The most successful streamers can make six figures.

    Cletus

    May 13, 2017 at 10:57 pm

  15. “The future of people being paid money to play videogames is almost upon us.”

    The future of WOMEN being paid money to play videogames is almost upon us.

    There. Fixed it for you.

    Robert the Wise

    May 14, 2017 at 11:43 am

    • An attractive fella could probably get more than he bargain for with these game playing ladies, if he has game.

      JS

      May 15, 2017 at 10:34 pm


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