Lion of the Blogosphere

Paying women to play Overwatch with you

Article at Kotaku about the women who will play Overwatch with you for a relatively modest fee.

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The future of people being paid money to play videogames is almost upon us.

Written by Lion of the Blogosphere

May 13, 2017 at EST am

Posted in Uncategorized

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  1. Is this a new thing or just a new twist on the oldest profession?

    Prole

    May 13, 2017 at EST am

    • Virtual pussy is free.

      Klark Kent of Kentucky

      May 13, 2017 at EST am

  2. This could have happened decades ago if MMO developers allowed their in game currencies to be trad-able for USD like a currency exchange market.

    NotWesley

    May 13, 2017 at EST am

  3. Mein Gott. What a horror to be so devoid of spitit that you’d pay some whore to play videogames with you.

    Two in the Bush

    May 13, 2017 at EST am

    • This.

      It’s easy to coax a woman to buy you a coffee and chat with you.

      Klark Kent of Kentucky

      May 13, 2017 at EST am

  4. Hey Lion,

    You should try playing ‘Don’t Starve Together’
    (15 dollars on Steam).

    I’m a novice willing to play with you for free
    .

    On second thought, I’ll buy it for you as a gift if you’re interested.

    http://www.idigitaltimes.com/dont-starve-together-we-wanted-explore-new-reign-update-things-went-poorly-593762

    Larry

    May 13, 2017 at EST am

  5. Whatever happened to hookers and blow.

    JW Bell

    May 13, 2017 at EST am

    • Nerds can’t even manage that. Touching women is scary.

      Klark Kent of Kentucky

      May 13, 2017 at EST am

  6. There are things way more fun than Overwatch that you can pay women to do with you.

    A Reader

    May 13, 2017 at EST am

  7. I remember seeing sites like these years ago. Hot babes who’ll level up your World of Warcraft character for you while you’re at work.

    IHTG

    May 13, 2017 at EST am

  8. pathetic

    destructure

    May 13, 2017 at EST am

  9. How much does the Lion charge for playing Overwatch and discussing class in America on voice chat?

    Southern Guido

    May 13, 2017 at EST am

    • Lion charges nothing. A discussion about proles (especially Staten Island Guidos) and Overwatch is very euphoric to him and some of his followers.

      JS

      May 14, 2017 at EST pm

      • euphoric? are you trying to say lion is a neckbeard?

        gm

        May 15, 2017 at EST pm

  10. How long does a game take? $10 for 10 games (just one add I looked at) seems like really lousy pay.

    peterike

    May 13, 2017 at EST am

    • It would take a least an hour to play 10 quickplay games.

      The service is not very expensive.

    • The girls here are barely less pathetic than their clients (their gender-flipped near-equivalents, in fact). I almost feel like if I were one of their fathers I’d be less embarrassed if they were actual prostitutes.

      snorlaxwp

      May 13, 2017 at EST pm

  11. Lion you could probably could get your Overwatch rating up this way

    K-strategist

    May 13, 2017 at EST am

  12. Lion, maybe you should pay hot girls to read your blog.

    Hermes

    May 13, 2017 at EST pm

  13. Back in the early ’90s, I had a neighbor that worked on a phone sex line. She was over 50 y/o and might have been a 6.5 when she was 25, but she was pleasant and friendly enough, and a decent neighbor. She told me that she’d steal phone sex customers away from the service and set them up as her own customers at $10 per ten minute call.

    E. Rekshun

    May 13, 2017 at EST pm

    • Expect a future market for women being the voice of sexbots remotely.

      Dave Pinsen

      May 13, 2017 at EST pm

      • Twenty-somethings will take the position to pay down on their student loans.

        JS

        May 14, 2017 at EST pm

  14. You’ve never been to Twitch have you? There are people making $5000+/mo playing video games 40-60 hours a week. The most successful streamers can make six figures.

    Cletus

    May 13, 2017 at EST pm

  15. “The future of people being paid money to play videogames is almost upon us.”

    The future of WOMEN being paid money to play videogames is almost upon us.

    There. Fixed it for you.

    Robert the Wise

    May 14, 2017 at EST am

    • An attractive fella could probably get more than he bargain for with these game playing ladies, if he has game.

      JS

      May 15, 2017 at EST pm


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