Lion of the Blogosphere

The streets are full of dog pee

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Just an observation, not saying whether that’s good or bad.

Written by Lion of the Blogosphere

July 15, 2017 at 10:58 am

Posted in New York City

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  1. 10/10 would subscribe to RSS feed again

    IHTG

    July 15, 2017 at 11:01 am

  2. To paraphrase the girl on Girls, “You think it’s all dog pee?”

    Dave Pinsen

    July 15, 2017 at 11:18 am

  3. Lion, please reconsider these “gross topic posts.” First it was pizza rat, then Indian b.o., now dog pee. What would Paul Fussell say?

    Maryk

    July 15, 2017 at 11:22 am

    • Humans are deranged. Yesterday, there was a blackout on the Upper West Side and a young guy was fuming how the elevator stopped working, where he has to carry his little puppy up and down the stairs. It will save him a trip to the gym after a heavy meal!

      JS

      July 15, 2017 at 12:31 pm

  4. Piss evaporates or seeps through the pavement.

    Magnavox

    July 15, 2017 at 11:49 am

    • Yes, the liquid part of the dog pee evaporates or drains off. But it stays around long enough to notice.

      • What about squirrel, rat, cat, bird, bee, roach, and all the other critters’ pee?

        not too late

        July 15, 2017 at 10:26 pm

  5. Olfactory bulbs sense dog vinegar is everywhere and visual functions tell you doogy pile leaves a nice browning everywhere. Manhattan is such a foodie town.

    JS

    July 15, 2017 at 12:22 pm

  6. Terrible. In Mexico the shopkeepers hose off the sidewalks every morning..

    behiker57w

    July 15, 2017 at 1:02 pm

  7. Dogs are baby substitutes for go girrrl Manhanttanite women who are too busy self-actualizing and ‘changing the world’ in their super important jobs as lawyers, bankers, NGO officers, etc. to have actual babies and then mother them.

    Andrew E.

    July 15, 2017 at 1:06 pm

    • I think most Manhattanite women, including those with dogs, work nonsense jobs and rely on daddy and/or dates with men to pay the bills. There are more women than men on Manhattan, but a lot more men on Wall St., at least outside support/back office roles.

      I have a tough time wrapping my head around choosing to live in NYC while making under $200k/yr, but apparently a lot of people do it.

      Wency

      July 15, 2017 at 6:31 pm

      • 1.6 million people live in Manhattan. That’s a lot of people for fewer than 23 square miles.

        Lion of the Blogosphere

        July 15, 2017 at 6:38 pm

      • A young woman living in Manhattan once jokingly asked me if she could follow me to Canada. She was under 25 and lives partially off her daddy investments. She thought NYC was all about work, it’s boring and non-culture, where as Québec was just the opposite. It takes someone who has an above average IQ and is well-traveled to make such a comment, especially for a woman under the age of 25.

        JS

        July 15, 2017 at 7:12 pm

      • I got this from city data:

        History/Culture: Montreal
        Architecture/Buildings: Montreal/NYC
        Fashion: NYC
        Nightlife: Montreal
        Cleanness: Montreal
        Quality of life: Montreal
        Location: NYC
        Scenery: Montreal
        Food: Montreal
        Schools/Universities: NYC

        Looks like NYC has been beaten.

        JS

        July 15, 2017 at 7:18 pm

      • yes. but french people smell bad.

        Beverly Hills Ninja

        July 16, 2017 at 12:20 am

      • JS both cities NYC and Montréal are crap. Jha, jha, Montréal cleanness? That place is filthy, especially downtown and around jardins Gamelin (the eastern part of downtown). Culture? Plenty of crappy pseudoartists everywhere for sure, quality of life? Only If you don’t mind siberian weather for 8/12 months of the year, or making a crappy salary while having to pay huge taxes to Revenu Québec and 17% Sales taxes on everything.
        Montréal is better than NYC in demographics, crowding, cost of living and female aesthetics, It has a much worse job market, shitty uber-leftist politics a growingly islamist element (Why is it that french societies attract islamists and then make it impossible for citizens to defend themselves) and tons, tons of potheads. Montréal and Québec lose population to the other provinces every year, even a large chunk of the people that immigrate there through the provincial immigration program end up leaving.

        https://www.immigrer.com/faq-35-ans-au-quebec-je-suis-heureux-de-retourner-en-france/

        D. Gonzalez

        July 16, 2017 at 2:42 am

      • Québec attracts Islamists, because of French colonialism, the same way Haitians end up in Montréal and French speaking sub-saharans end up in Paris. Better, the same reason why I encountered a Vietnamese server at a French bistro in New York City.

        I don’t know what to say about the weather and the dirt in Montréal. Scandinavia is cold most of the year and Manhattan is far dirtier than the entire city of Montréal.

        Yes, the demographics is what makes a city livable. Most NAMs don’t even live in Manhattan, but they are ubiquitous everywhere. Occasionally, you hear a story about a NAM raping a White woman in Manhattan.

        I could deal with the Canadian consumables which includes a whopping 15% sales tax. Still, it’s cheaper than anything priced in NYC, especially for someone who telecommutes and gets paid in USD.

        JS

        July 16, 2017 at 10:27 am

      • Scandinavia is not anywhere near as cold as Montreal. In fact, Røst has no winter at 67 degrees north latitude.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R%C3%B8st#Climate

        not too late

        July 16, 2017 at 7:26 pm

      • Why the hell does Quebec have its own immigration program? They bring in all these grifters from Haiti and Morocco because they speak French–then they leave Quebec and English Canada is stuck with them.

        Rosenmops

        July 16, 2017 at 10:44 pm

      • There aren’t many menial jobs for immigrants in Québec, and the salaries are lower. French Canadians are also nationalistic and tend not to regulate non-whites as equal citizens. However, business owners who are of North African or East Asian descent are tolerated, simply because they bring a certain value to Québec where the natives cannot duplicate. blacks tend to fare worse than these groups, and that’s because they are less entrepreneurial. Why do you think blacks are always looking for all kinds of government work? There are also not many Chinois in Québec. The opposite holds true for British Columbia, in your part of the world. There isn’t anything of substance, for wealthy Asians to invest, and this is done purposely to keep them out.

        JS

        July 17, 2017 at 12:06 am

      • @JS ‘Scandinavia is cold most of the year’ Montreal’s weather is more like that of continental Russia, it’s even shittier than that of Scandinavia, which is saying a lot.

        ‘Manhattan is far dirtier than the entire city of Montréal.’ Both are filthy, Montrèal is filthy compared to any other canadian city, and the body odor of any quebecois de souche in the winter rivals that of indians, they never wash those damn coats.

        ‘I could deal with the Canadian consumables which includes a whopping 15% sales tax.’ It’s 17%, 5% federal and 10% provincial charged on original price+federal. so it,s (1.05)*(1.10) (they charge taxes on taxes)

        ‘Why do you think blacks are always looking for all kinds of government work?’ Quebec brings a ton of useless blacks from Africa and Haiti, and those guys end up leaving Québec and becoming a burden for the rest of Canada. It’s a disgrace.

        ‘There are also not many Chinois in Québec. The opposite holds true for British Columbia, in your part of the world’ Why would the chinese go to Montreal? Vancouver and the west coast are much better places to live and there are a lot of their coethnics here, if they want money they’ll go to work in Toronto. Besides learning english is much easier and much more useful than that hideous quebecois.

        ‘There isn’t anything of substance, for wealthy Asians to invest, and this is done purposely to keep them out.’ BS, Quebec sells canadian permanent residence to wealthy foreigners (many of them chinese), through its investor visa program (No other province does this) under which wealthy foreigners lend money to Quebec’s provincial government in exchange for permanent residence.
        http://www.immigration-quebec.gouv.qc.ca/en/immigrate-settle/businesspeople/applying-business-immigrant/three-programs/investors/index.html

        @Rosenmops ‘Why the hell does Quebec have its own immigration program? They bring in all these grifters from Haiti and Morocco because they speak French–then they leave Quebec and English Canada is stuck with them’. I agree 100%, Quebec brings in tons of people every year through its provincial immigration program to try to keep its demographic weight within Canada, but after a few years those people leave that awful province and become a drag on real Canada. Real Canada should kick Quebec out of the country.

        D. Gonzalez

        July 17, 2017 at 7:25 am

      • And yet everything you say about Québec compared to the rest of North America, makes it a desirable place to live for someone who loathes Anglophone multiculturalism, status striving and NAMs.

        I rest my case, because everything you said does not affect White people living in Québec, other than the employment and language issue.

        JS

        July 17, 2017 at 8:23 am

  8. http://www.theonion.com/article/84-million-new-yorkers-suddenly-realize-new-york-c-18003

    NEW YORK — At 4:32 p.m. Tuesday, every single resident of New York City decided to evacuate the famed metropolis, having realized it was nothing more than a massive, trash-ridden hellhole that slowly sucks the life out of every one of its inhabitants.

    With audible murmurs of “This is no way to live,” “What the hell am I doing here—I hate it here,” and “F*ck this place. F*ck this horrible place,” all 8.4 million citizens in each of the five boroughs packed up their belongings and told reporters they would rather blow their brains out with a shotgun than spend another waking moment in this festering cesspool of filth and scum and sadness….

    Oswald Spengler

    July 15, 2017 at 2:28 pm

  9. some of that is human piss!

    GondwanaMan

    July 15, 2017 at 4:30 pm

  10. Dogs are fascinating from an HBD perspective. Some suggest that human evolution was facilitated by the offloading of important but energy consuming tasks (night sentry, developed smell and hearing) to dogs thus permitting humans leeway to devote caloric resources to brain functions.

    Curle

    July 15, 2017 at 6:02 pm

    • What’s more interesting us that low IQ population never domesticated dogs. So what came first the chicken or the egg?

      Yakov

      July 15, 2017 at 10:56 pm

  11. I urinated in the Atlantic Ocean today.

    E. Rekshun

    July 15, 2017 at 6:48 pm

    • Good joke. Those of us who’ve been reading your posts here for a long time know that you’re too dignified to do anything like this.

      Maryk

      July 15, 2017 at 10:05 pm

      • False. When you go into the ocean, you enter the aquarian world and become an amphibian. What’s good for the turtle should be good for you. When in Rome do like the Romans and you won’t go wrong.

        Yakov

        July 15, 2017 at 11:54 pm

      • He may be dignified, but he’s also from Florida.

        Tom

        July 16, 2017 at 3:09 am

      • Prolida — still sounds like Spanish.

        JS

        July 16, 2017 at 10:33 am

  12. Why don’t you invent dog nappies? Or dog diapers as I suppose you would call them. It’s America, if you make it, someone will buy it.

    prolier than thou

    July 15, 2017 at 7:00 pm

    • Because of the butt diversity of the cananine population. A bulldog and a doberman need different styles. This doesn’t lend itself to the economies of scale.

      Yakov

      July 15, 2017 at 9:25 pm

      • All these breeds like bulldog and a doberman are quite recent, but their butts are so different. Why? Say humans, you can have diapers that are basically good for Caucasians, Mongoloids and Negroes, even Pygmys, but not for dogs. I think it’s because humans are complex, dogs not so much. Cats aren’t complex and their butts are very similar, though. I have to shoot down my theory and admitted that I don’t know the answer. Lion, do you know?

        Yakov

        July 16, 2017 at 9:24 am

  13. Better than the old days when copious amounts of dog shit littered the sidewalks and streets. In prole neighborhoods, assholes still let their dogs shit on the sidewalk and in the streets. For some reason they always walk to the corner to do so. Never buy a corner house in the outer boroughs, even in an upscale neighborhood. The proles walk their dog to the corner, let him shit, don’t clean up after, and then walk back to their house in the middle of the blockl

    Daniel

    July 15, 2017 at 7:12 pm

    • Only a creature with sub zero self respect would go cleaning after a dog. Where is a dog on the evolutionary scale? No way that I would ever do anything like that. I would hose down the street and the dog, though. A dog needs to be clean.

      Yakov

      July 15, 2017 at 9:45 pm

      • Technically, there isn’t an evolutionary scale. But, I get your point.

        Curle

        July 16, 2017 at 11:35 pm

  14. 99% of street excrement in manhattan is human.

    classy!

    Chris Farley

    July 15, 2017 at 8:17 pm

  15. Lion, it’s obviously is a good thing. A dog needs to releive itself and having done so feels better and is happy. How can this be bad? If you make it hold it in, assuming that you can somehow do it, a dog can easily go mad an bite you. So think before you post.

    When I’m in Manhattan and have a call of nature I releive myself on the streets, in basements and on roofs. It’s detrimental to your health not to do so. The city is violating our human rights by not providing proper facilities.

    What about all these Chinese and Japanese that tour Manhattan in crowds, where do they go to the bathroom? Looks like it’s better to be a dog then a human if you play by the stupid rules.

    JS, what do they do where you are?

    Yakov

    July 15, 2017 at 9:38 pm

    • So jews earn like episcopalians and piss in the streets like puerto ricans?

      There’s nothing wrong with relieving yourself in the woods. But doing it on sidewalks, buildings, doorways, alleys, roofs, parking lots, etc when there’s an alternative (even an inconvenient alternative) is trashy. And, to make the point, the reason the NY city council decriminalized public urination is because it was mostly blacks and hispanics doing it.

      http://dailycaller.com/2016/01/24/nyc-set-to-stop-enforcing-law-against-peeing-on-sidewalks-because-racism/

      destructure

      July 16, 2017 at 11:06 am

      • ‘So jews earn like episcopalians and piss in the streets like puerto ricans?’

        I wouldn’t extrapolate and paint all Jews with a broad brush on account of individual’s behavior. I would say that more information is needed before drawing such a conclusion.

        Yakov

        July 16, 2017 at 7:46 pm

      • It was a joke, yakov. There’s a famous quote that jews earn like episcopalians but vote like puerto ricans.

        destructure

        July 18, 2017 at 2:40 pm

    • @Destructure

      Well, obviously when there is no alternative.

      Yakov

      July 16, 2017 at 6:19 pm

      • There’s always an alternative. As a tech, I’m sure you carry a tool bag with you. Get a drink bottle with a screw on top. Preferably opaque or tinted so people can’t see what’s inside. Capice?

        destructure

        July 18, 2017 at 2:44 pm

  16. On a deeper level though it’s an excellent thing. When I was in Russia, we beat up snitch and then, while he was walloping on the ground, collectively urinated on him. A snitch is basically a traitor. You live in neighborhood where they all voted for Hillary, the traitor. They should be subjected to humiliation by public urination. That’s according to our moral code back in the USSR. I haven’t had time to reevaluate it since, so I don’t rule out modifications, but as of here and now it’s pretty solid.

    G-d bless America!

    Yakov

    July 15, 2017 at 10:40 pm

    • at this point it’s obvious. “yakov” is yakov smirnoff.

      Beverly Hills Ninja

      July 16, 2017 at 12:18 am

      • You had said before, Ninja. At this point it should be obvious to you that we aren’t senile here.

        There is a Yiddish joke – how often does a fool laugh when you tell him a joke? Three times. First time he laughs when you tell it to him. Second time he laughs when you explain it him. And the third time he laughed when he understands it.

        This, incidentally, it’s no laughing matter and it’s regrettable that I seem to be the only one taking it seriously.

        Urine, once out, has medicinal properties. In Russia we used it to treat burns. Works wonders.

        Hindus drink it, but that’s not something that I beleive in. Maybe you can investigate their rationale and update us?

        Yakov

        July 16, 2017 at 8:47 am

      • If you go when you first wake up, mid-morning, after lunch, mid afternoon, after supper and just before bed then you shouldn’t need to hold it. Unless you’ve got a medical problem. Going more frequently would be healthier anyway. So stop being goofy.

        destructure

        July 16, 2017 at 11:30 am

      • @Destructure
        Well, it obviously depends on how much water you drink. We, the HVAC people, work in extreme temperatures and exert ourselves. We drink a lot of liquids. The city has to provide the basic sanitary facilities to its population and that’s where your finger should be pointed, not at little creatures trying to survive in a concrete jungle.

        Yakov

        July 16, 2017 at 6:24 pm

    • beating someone for “snitching” is supporting criminality. If one lives in a lawless country then it may be necessary to make an example of a criminal but never a law-abiding person for reporting a crime. Not reporting crime, beating those who do and not punishing the guilty all lead to lawlessness. Then people wonder why violent crime is so high in places where “snitches get stitches”. Well, that’s why. Even petty things like pissing in the street, blaring loud music, not mowing your yard or not picking up after your dog will chase decent people away. In fact, those things are what start the downward spiral of a neighborhood.

      destructure

      July 16, 2017 at 11:27 am

      • Well, not for reporting real crime, obviously. We were cutting classes, going to movies and boating and he was ratting us out. I beleive that the punishment fitted the crime like a hand and glove.

        Once boating we met our Jewish physics teacher on his day off. He just laughed it off and didn’t snitch. The discipline and attention in his class spiked after that incident. He was a mensch, but a snitch is never a mensch.

        Yakov

        July 16, 2017 at 6:32 pm

      • Well, your vision of society isn’t devoid of attraction. How does it work on a practical level though?

        So here check out this story. I bought a house in BK from an Italian owner 25 years ago. Nice house, nice Italian neighbors on the left and on the right. The family on the right consisted of two retired parents, a 30+ unmarried daughter living in the house and two sons both working for NYPD. Nice people, great neighbors what could possibly go wrong, right? Lolz! Now before buying the house I’d made sure that I can legally cut the curb and make a driveway. I wasn’t going to buy a property without one. So after moving in, one of the first things I did was just that. That was good! With my own house, my own driveway, my own backyard, corporate job in a prestigious Wall Street firm – life was great! After a few months I get a summons from the city to appear in court and answer the charges of having made an illegal driveway? Turns out my neighbor had snitched on me. He had his own driveway, but his son, the cop, used to park on the spot where I’d cut the curb. I don’t know what had given him the idea that he had a case? All my paperwork was fine and the charges were dismissed. So far not a big deal – just regular human greed and stupidity that law enforcement people aren’t exempt from, just like everyone else. I’m an easy going chap and just shrugged off such minor annoyances.

        A few years later I have a fight with a guy in front of my house. Without going into details of what had happened, he is pressing felony charges against me. Now the cops’ sister stood on the porch and saw the fight from the beginning until the end and I need a witness. I asked her if she would be willing to testify? Nope, she wouldn’t. So I serve her subpoena. Now I ask her since she was going to have to come to court to testify, would she be willing to go over the testimony with me? Nope she wouldn’t.

        So here you have it, mate! Cops who are snitches and who coach their sister how to avoid a testifying in a criminal case where she was the sole witness who had seen the fight from the beginning till the end! Remember what I’d told you – a snitch is never a mensch!

        Incidentally, these people maintained an immaculate lawn and cleaned after their dog. My lawn would get messy sometimes. Whom would you want for your neighbor?

        I think that these people are bad neighbors, citizens and human beings. They may have the trappings of civilization, but they are phonies. I would trust my Tajik, Georgian or Chechen more then these people.

        Think of JS, can you trust his commitment to Canada? No. Just like he is badmoithing the USA, he is gonna dis Canada tomorrow. Why? Because he is not an emigrant, he is a traitor. Same with snitches. This is why all over the world the traitors and snitches are dispised. This is actually very simple. The cops snitched and then obstructed justice by being derelict in their duty to testify before the court of law. One follows the other.

        Yakov

        July 17, 2017 at 12:33 am

      • Oops! Left out an important detail for the ones that don’t understand the legal proceedings – since she wasn’t going to go over the testimony with me, I wasn’t going to call her to the witness stand.l, because you never call a witness unless you know what they wood say.

        To teach her a lesson I should have had her come to court on every trial date as a sapoened witness, but never call her to take a stand. It’s a pity I didn’t.

        Yakov

        July 17, 2017 at 12:41 am

  17. In Beijing, Chinese people sh*t in the streets.

    map

    July 15, 2017 at 11:00 pm

  18. Most of the urine in city streets is human, and there is a lot of human feces, too. The stench in San Francisco alleys is overwhelming.

    bob sykes

    July 16, 2017 at 8:22 am

    • Most of the population is human, so it’s simple statistics that most of anything in the city is gonna be human. Why a gazillion commenters keep saying this obvious fact is bewildering.

      Lion, is taking a square root arithmetic or math to you? I’ve just had a real scary though – you might have failed my tech interview back in the day.

      Yakov

      July 16, 2017 at 9:06 am

  19. This is a riot! My 9 year old grandson was going on a school trip, right. So they were riding on bus and he needed to do you know what. So he used an empty water bottle to do his thing. The next day the teacher called to complain about him. So my daughter asked the teacher what he was supposed to do and the teacher had no answer! It’s incidents like this that keep blowing holes in my belief in Jewish intellectual superiority. I mean, if you don’t have common sense to answer the call of nature, your evolutionary development has taken a wrong turn somewhere, or at least that’s what I think.

    Yakov

    July 16, 2017 at 9:14 am


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