Lion of the Blogosphere

The beautiful tall blonde Estonian actress whom Michael Avenatti …

https://www.foxnews.com/us/who-is-mareli-miniutti-actress-files-restraining-against-avenatti

She filed a restraining order against him, so presumably she’s the woman he allegedly struck in the face.

She’s less prole than I thought she’d be. And young enough to be Avenatti’s daughter.

Obviously, being an asshole Trump-hating lawyer has a lot of fringe benefits.

Written by Lion of the Blogosphere

November 20, 2018 at EDT am

Posted in News

30 Responses

Subscribe to comments with RSS.

  1. So is Avenatti prole or non-prole? Bestow upon us your knowledge!!!

    GondwanaMan

    November 20, 2018 at EDT am

    • Follow-up questions:

      Is his work value creation or value transference?
      Is being a Trump-hating lawyer a self-actualizing career?
      Will he eventually be replaced by a robot?

      Hermes

      November 20, 2018 at EDT am

      • Yes, these are all good questions. The very reasons why we read this blog.

        GondwanaMan

        November 20, 2018 at EDT pm

    • Looking into Avenatti’s paternal guido roots, his grandfather comes from Piemonte, Italy, which makes him Northern Italian descent on his father’s side.

      He was born in California, and most of the Italians who settled in the Golden State aren’t the Staten Island’s Southern Napolitanos and Sicilians, but those who could call Renaissance Italy their history.

      http://ethnicelebs.com/michael-avenatti

      Ok, what, who's this again?

      November 20, 2018 at EDT pm

      • Very interesting. Did not know this.

        GondwanaMan

        November 21, 2018 at EDT am

  2. According to his Wiki bio, Avenatti has also been a professional race car driver, an activity which of course has flashy bad boy appeal to women.

    Hermes

    November 20, 2018 at EDT am

  3. While the rain drank champagne my estonian archangel got me wasted/ cause the sweetest kiss I ever got is the one I never tasted.

    toomanymice

    November 20, 2018 at EDT am

  4. https://www.imdb.com/name/nm7796160/ That’s a 10/10 if there is one. Damn.

    IHTG

    November 20, 2018 at EDT am

    • Wevs. She’s a 7 on her wedding day. And equipped with aftermarket headlamps. Gross.

      hard9bf

      November 20, 2018 at EDT pm

      • Coolstorybro.gif

        IHTG

        November 21, 2018 at EDT am

  5. Does this guy really hate Trump or is he just some sleazy amoral shyster out to make a name for himself and Trump is a convenient target?

    Oswald Spengler

    November 20, 2018 at EDT am

    • I vote for sleazy amoral shyster.

      Frau Katze

      November 20, 2018 at EDT pm

    • By a quirk in circumstance, I could easily imagine him as one of Trump’s most steadfast defenders. Avenatti’s an attention whore.

      Vince

      November 20, 2018 at EDT pm

      • I’m willing to bet Avenatti and Trump are more similar in personality than a lot of people (whether on the left or right) are willing to admit…

        GondwanaMan

        November 21, 2018 at EDT am

  6. Speaking of beautiful blonde women

    Elllen Pempeo is married to a Man of Color. Looks like white women are deciding that white men just do not cut the mustard and are working for an equitable society.

    John P. Scott

    November 20, 2018 at EDT am

    • Black Male/White Female seems to be a growing trend. Steve Jobs’ wife is dating the former mayor of DC.

      Winston

      November 20, 2018 at EDT am

    • At 49, Ellen Pompeo is post-post-wall.

      Hermes

      November 20, 2018 at EDT pm

    • Way too many white men, especially well-educated millennials, are decafe skinny soy latte drinkers with the muscular development of anorectic sparrows and the masculinity of mashed potatoes.

      Peter

      ironrailsironweights

      November 20, 2018 at EDT pm

      • I haven’t really found this to be true. In Berkeley, for example, many of the standard campus leftists, some of whom are doubtless masked antifa, are as well-built as anyone else who usn’t a dedicated gym rat.

        Marty

        November 20, 2018 at EDT pm

  7. Typically socially awkward white American males date Eastern European females. You know they are out of their league as they would never be seen with a woman like this in North America. They are basically using the fact they are born in a wealthy nation to attract a woman who would not give them the time of day otherwise.

    GrassMudHorse

    November 20, 2018 at EDT am

    • Avenatti isn’t the only camera loving American I can think of who went for a much younger European model.

      Dan

      November 20, 2018 at EDT pm

    • Or maybe it’s the fact that high status men want attractive & feminine women. There’s no reason for a well-off man to date down with American women.
      American women can ditch the feminism and the extra pounds if they want to have a go.

      Panther of the Blogocube

      November 20, 2018 at EDT pm

    • Typically, socially awkward white males date East Asians. You’re thinking of the Greater Beta White Male.

      GondwanaMan

      November 21, 2018 at EDT am

    • American men do that because the American society and legal system has essentially done everything legally (and sometimes beyond legal) possible to diminish their status in favor of everyone and everything save maybe the family gold fish. Create an equitable environment and we all know who would come out on top. It’s the unspoken elephant in the room who keeps society from collapsing.

      Paul Ryan's Sickly Old Lap Dog

      November 21, 2018 at EDT pm

  8. Estonian women are pretty hot, but Guns n Roses are prole.

    Half Canadian

    November 20, 2018 at EDT am

    • Minitti sounds Italian, and Mareli looks like a blonde “mongoloid” with pouty lips

      Ok, what, who's this again?

      November 20, 2018 at EDT pm

  9. IHTG

    November 20, 2018 at EDT pm

  10. I was fortunate to have spent a 2 month summer vocation in Estonia in 1967. What a beautiful place! I’d totally lost my head over the landlords half Russian and half Estonian daughter. What can be expected of an 8 year old? She was 9, but I wouldn’t go anywhere without her. Good memories. I remember her clearly today. I even went to church with her and the service with organ music was very impressive. There are places I remember all my life…..as the song goes. They hated Jews and Russians there, though.

    Yakov

    November 20, 2018 at EDT pm

  11. Never strike a woman in the face — it is the sole source of her power. Instead, work the body. Or, if you must strike the face, use a limp, open hand. Never mar a woman’s beauty — it is the sole source of her power. Mar a woman’s beauty and she will hate you forever.

    hard9bf

    November 20, 2018 at EDT pm

    • Haha how poetic.

      Paul Ryan's Sickly Old Lap Dog

      November 21, 2018 at EDT pm


Comments are closed.

%d bloggers like this: