Lion of the Blogosphere

All I Want for Christmas Is … Jews

Written by Lion of the Blogosphere

December 24, 2018 at EDT pm

Posted in Music videos

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  1. Is this comedy troupe Hotbox Comedy composed of aspiring entertainers? Know whether this got them any attention?

    Curle

    December 24, 2018 at EDT pm

  2. Come on, find something new!

    IHTG

    December 24, 2018 at EDT pm

    • Some traditions never get old.

      Blue Tribe Dissident

      December 24, 2018 at EDT pm

  3. I like that you poast this every year. Merry Christmas, Lion!

    S.J., Esquire

    December 24, 2018 at EDT pm

    • For a few, no Christmas is better than a prole X’mas!

      Prole drifts with their social media would love to visit Guido Heights in Southern Prole Brooklyn to see this:

      Italians and Frenchmen are both talented creatives of the Latins, but the former tend to lean guido or gaudy.

      Ok, what, who's this again?

      December 25, 2018 at EDT am

      • Those are some pretty nice decorations and that kind of effort/decor is hardly “prole”. Perhaps a nativity scene or some cheap looking stuff would count but Nutcracker is fairly highbrow.

        redarmyvodka

        December 26, 2018 at EDT pm

  4. Happy Holidays to Lion and the whole Lion community! Watched the Festivus episode today. Still funny after 20 years.

    Steverino@steverino.com

    December 24, 2018 at EDT pm

  5. All I want for Christmas is for you to put up a different video!

    gothamette

    December 24, 2018 at EDT pm

  6. This shit was stupid the first time you posted it.

    Lowe

    December 24, 2018 at EDT pm

  7. I assume all the Lion wants for Christmas is a beautiful blonde shiksa to keep him company during the holiday.

    Oswald Spengler

    December 24, 2018 at EDT pm

  8. Merry Christmas to all who celebrate.

    and to Lion, I sincerely wish that you get through this most traumatizing of days. The weather is not bad. Get some exercise!

    Suggestion: as a public service, from now on you should post a list of things that are open in NYC on Christmas!

    gothamette

    December 25, 2018 at EDT am

    • Like what? Most Chinese restaurants are open and everything else is pretty much a stigma, if they’re open for business.

      Ok, what, who's this again?

      December 25, 2018 at EDT am

  9. If you get chinese food today please blog about it.

    toomanymice

    December 25, 2018 at EDT am

  10. I don’t understand the point of the video, I know it’s supposed to be funny but I don’t get how.

    Karl St. Hungus

    December 25, 2018 at EDT am

  11. I read a few chapters of the Gospel of Mathew to get into the spirit of the day. Not gonna comment on it though. The yoga workout was awesome and the teacher wished us all Merry Christmas. That was surprising for SJW/feminist place but nice. Yesterday got a service call from Long Island. Had to take it, so no 4 day weekend for me yet. The weather is great. Lion go walk for an hour in the Central Park and take some pictures of happy people and animals. Is it too cold to paint outside? I don’t mean for you, I mean do the paints lose their proper texture?

    You are weird mate with your blond shikzas fetish. I grew up in Russia among plenty of blond and blue eyed people. That’s good for the Russians, but I like my own Semitic look. Met a Jew recently who looks just like Jesus. Pretty amazing. I wonder if people tell him this alot?

    Merry Christmas, mates, and as the say in America: ‘Enjoy!’

    Incidentally, the last polar bear died in the Bronx Zoo. He was 26 years old and was born there. The zoo isn’t getting a new one. This shows the decline of this city. They mismange all their money and can’t even afford a new polar bear now. NYC is a savage place.

    Yakov

    December 25, 2018 at EDT am

    • “Met a Jew recently who looks just like Jesus.”

      Maybe he is the Messiah?

      Lion of the Blogosphere

      December 25, 2018 at EDT pm

      • Until now all the Messiah were either false or unsuccessful. We should keep a cool head. That’s in general, specifically this guy is a major prole, so the odds aren’t in our favor.

        Mates, is it a good idea to start a Gofundme page for a new polar bear for the Bronx Zoo? How much can a bear cost? Also, I think it should be a couple, because bears have sexual desires and it’s not fair for them to suffer like that. Their lives are rough in captivity, let them have each other at least.

        Yakov

        December 25, 2018 at EDT pm

    • Black and brown bears can breed with polar bears.

      My 2¢

      December 25, 2018 at EDT pm

      • So? Who wants to spend a fortune on that? I’m against that. White bear with white bear and black with black. I don’t know if the kids will understand this. I mean, you come to see a polar white bear and what you get is a spotted freakazoid. There is a panda already, so who needs this craziness?

        Yakov

        December 26, 2018 at EDT am

      • They are like people. I bet polar bears will be redefined once they are “saved” by breeding with black and brown bears. Zoos will be the first to try it. Why not start with Bronx Zoo? It will also cost less, as population of black bears >> brown bears > polar bears.

        My 2¢

        December 26, 2018 at EDT pm

  12. nondeminotional

    guest

    December 25, 2018 at EDT pm

    • Not non-denominational at all. Jews dislike that people all over the world gravitate to Christianity. The Guarani, the Igbo, the Iroquois, the Delaware, the Huron — it seems right to most people. The Chinese and Japanese want to become Christian but their governments work to stop it. South Koreans have rapidly Christianized.

      Yakov, accept the light of christ.

      bobbybobbob

      December 26, 2018 at EDT pm

  13. Of religion, shamanism etc. Russia is building a giant main church for the Ministry of Defense. It will be green as everything military should be, naturally. Metal from other conquered armies (German etc.) weapons like tanks and guns will be melted into structural components of the church.

    My 2¢

    December 26, 2018 at EDT am

  14. Lion, your blog is simply sublimated energy redirected from being denied your true desire of a big blonde girlfriend.

    Shut down the blog. Get the BBGF. You know it to be true.

    fakeemail

    December 26, 2018 at EDT pm

    • Not hard at all in his neck of the woods. It is a bit mysterious. Why he isn’t busy with some horny but 30# overweight Italian 40yo lawyer broad with a 125 IQ and no kids is a valid question. She’d demand hard fucks and order his beta ass around and maybe even drag him to mass. Who loses?

      bobbybobbob

      December 26, 2018 at EDT pm

      • This is one of the funniest posts I’ve ever read on LOTB!

        maryk (the g-loaded guidette)

        December 27, 2018 at EDT pm

  15. This song is funny, although I’m not usually a fan of ethnic humor. But what this girl wants specifically is not Jews per se, but rich Jews. A Jewish bus driver wouldn’t do it for her. And I doubt she’d want a Jewish guy of the kind who post on Lion’s blog. She’s after cold hard cash, not intellectual stimulation. Whet I heard Mariah Carey’s song the other day, the first thing I thought of was this parody.

    maryk (the g-loaded guidette)

    December 27, 2018 at EDT pm

    • Does the proud Lion of Judah attract gold-digging-doggies? I wouldn’t think so.

      Ok, what, who's this again?

      December 27, 2018 at EDT pm


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