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Lauren Sanchez

Some have theorized that Bezos didn’t go for a younger woman because of commonality of interests. What would Bezos have in common with a woman young enough to be his daughter?

I actually don’t buy it. Sanchez strikes me as an aging gold-digger who’s all wrong for Bezos. The right woman for Bezos would have an MBA from an elite university or something like that. Nope, I think that Bezos was attracted to Sanchez because, even though 49, she reminded him of the hot slutty girls who wouldn’t have given him the time of day when he was in high school.

How Bezos wound up with her is that he doesn’t move in the right social circles to meet younger women, either younger gold-diggers or younger women from Ivy League colleges. And he probably doesn’t even have any “game.” Sanchez probably came onto him first (using three decades of acquired man-hunting skills), all he had to do was acquiesce to it.

It’s how Clinton wound up with Monica Lewinsky. In the White House, behind a wall of Secret Service agents there were very few eligible women that he came in contact with. Monica was who was available. Although, unlike I imagine happened with Bezos and Sanchez, I’m sure it was Clinton who put the moves on Monica. Unlike Bezos, Clinton was a huge hound dog in his prime.

Written by Lion of the Blogosphere

January 10, 2019 at 3:18 PM

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  1. Wapo’s been digging into every nook and cranny of Trump’s personal life for years and it will now be nice to see slimy geek Bezos get a dose of his own medication. Though I suspect the shitty press will not be exposing too many of the lurid details, because Bezos is one of them.


    January 10, 2019 at 3:33 PM

  2. Actually I recall reading that Bill Clinton would go for a jog every morning and there would be a group of young women (dressed more for clubbing than for running) waiting to accompany him.

    Anyway like I mentioned in the other thread, it seems likely that Bezos has one or more private mistresses on the side to satisfy any urge to bang young hotties.


    January 10, 2019 at 3:52 PM

    • That would explain why some of these men marry/are in LTRs with older women, but not why they would have an affair with one. ALL mistresses are private. That’s the purpose of having a mistress. Bezos was exposed, and was trying to keep this hidden. The National Enquirer article Lion posted says that they’ve been “having secret rendezvous at palatial private estates,” that they “tailed them in private jets, swanky limos, helicopter rides, romantic hikes, five-star hotel hideaways, intimate dinner dates and ‘quality time’ in hidden love nests,” and that they “enjoyed a secret tryst.” Not that they were spotted dining together at restaurants around LA and she accompanied him to a red carpet gala.

      Sure, if you’re going to get married, make it an age-appropriate woman so you have some common interests and your professional colleagues don’t think you’re a creep and a weirdo. But what’s the point of having an affair with a 49 year old woman?


      January 10, 2019 at 7:50 PM

      • what’s the point of having an affair with a 49 year old woman?

        Because you like her? Sheesh.

        S.J., Esquire

        January 11, 2019 at 6:59 AM

      • All mistresses are private, but some are more private than others. It seems that this relationship was not private in the sense of “only behind closed doors.”


        January 13, 2019 at 12:22 AM

    • Its kind of amazing that everyone has pretended to forget that Clinton has blond Eleanor Mondale showing up at the White house at 11pm.

      Lion of the Turambar

      January 11, 2019 at 10:21 AM

  3. Lots of rich guys have 0 game. A lot of them thought getting rich would get them the girls. Don’t get me wrong, rich guy game can work but broke musicians get hotter women. Also, she’s old but she is hotter than his soon to be Ex-wife. As long as he doesn’t do something stupid and wife up this broad, he’ll be amazed at the upgrades he can get.


    January 10, 2019 at 3:53 PM

    • Rich guys are obsessed with their mission (that’s what made them rich). They don’t have time to learn how to get hot young women into bed. Only PUAs are obsessed with game.


      January 13, 2019 at 4:13 PM

  4. I buy your theory Lion. This woman, I think, has the distinction of causing the most expensive divorce in human history. Not bad for a plastic Mexican whore.


    January 10, 2019 at 4:12 PM

    • Yes, this Sanchez is a transparent gold-digger with a history. Really stupid to blow his marriage and family and this kind of broad. So stupid, it makes Lion’s speculations feasible. But it is possible that Bezos is seeing other women, too.


      January 10, 2019 at 7:05 PM

  5. This is all very stupid speculation. You don’t even know if he’s only been with this woman (maybe there were others, and younger), what his private life is like or if he’s holding onto any idea of who may or may not have spurned him in high school. This is pure lion fantasy.

    I just watched part of an interview with him to gauge his creepiness factor. He comes across as highly intelligent and confident and not creepy at all. The bald head and big ears are a little blinding but not ugly.

    Mark Zuckerberg comes across as MUCH creepier and unappealing, by contrast.


    January 10, 2019 at 4:36 PM

  6. Bezos has been taking testosterone supplements to look better, it comes with the side effects of changing your personality and more liable to do dumb shit like this.


    January 10, 2019 at 6:06 PM

    • You might be correct.

      The young Bezos and Bozo on testosteroids.

      Ok, what, who's this again?

      January 10, 2019 at 9:51 PM

      • I agree. He looks like he is taking something in addition to just “working out.”


        January 20, 2019 at 6:56 PM

    • Probably HGH too, which is a common thing in SV rich men (I am on peptides, BTW)


      January 13, 2019 at 6:51 PM

      • I definitely agree with the theory that Bezos has been taking drugs of some kind to get jacked like that.

        Lion of the Blogosphere

        January 13, 2019 at 9:26 PM

      • What are SV men? Google doesn’t help, it’s a clothing brand.

        Frau Katze

        January 13, 2019 at 9:42 PM

      • Silicon Valley?


        January 14, 2019 at 12:22 AM

  7. Bezos comes from an upper-middle class background and grew up in flyover country. Yes, he went to Princeton, but he knows girls from the demographic you’re talking about wouldn’t recognize the existence of a guy who used to work at McDonalds if he wasn’t a billionaire. Your NYC background is blinding you to the contempt guys like him have for old money (which probably intensified earlier in his career). You’re probably right about why he’s attracted to Sanchez; that doesn’t make her the wrong girl.


    January 10, 2019 at 6:07 PM

    • According to Wiki, his mother was only 17 when he was born. The father owned a bike store. They did not stay together. His mom remarried a Hispanic who adopted him, hence his surname. That info alone doesn’t sound very promising.

      But apparently he did well in school, valedictorian, went to Princeton I think.

      Weird that the mom was so young. I better go back and check it. Yep, checked. Stepdad Bezos was a Cuban immigrant.

      Frau Katze

      January 11, 2019 at 10:47 PM

      • Many Cuban immigrants who fled communism where very high quality people. Jeff Bezo’s adoptive father had a successful career as an engineer in the oil industry. He probably imparted some good values to his adoptive son.

        The story is somewhat similar to that of Gerald Ford, who was also renamed as a young child, for the sake of his mother’s new husband. Ford Jr. was actually renamed after his new father.


        January 12, 2019 at 2:34 PM

      • According to his wiki, from the time he was four years old, has “dad” was an engineer for Exxon, and he grew up in the River Oaks area of Houston (median home sale price about 2.4 million), then Pinecrest, FL (median home sale price about 1 million). I suspect both areas are known for outstanding public schools. Also, mom was the daughter of the regional director of the Atomic Energy Commission, not some homeless teenage hooker. Believe it or not, upper middle class high school girls sometimes get careless, then pregnant, and try to make a go of it with their boyfriend. When that doesn’t work out, they marry someone more to their parents’ liking and return to the socioeconomic category they’re comfortable with.


        January 12, 2019 at 3:03 PM

      • @Lowe I meant no insult to Cubans. I realize that as refugees from Communism they are rather unique amongst Hispanics (except for Venezuelans). I used to work with someone from Venezuela who said that Chavez had destroyed it.

        Frau Katze

        January 12, 2019 at 8:10 PM

      • @TWBC Yes, further reading suggests that the mother came from a well-to-do background. And that Dad Bezos was successful in his own field.

        The biological father was either ejected or left on his own and had no further contact whatsoever with his son.

        The next time he heard about the kid, it was a man writing a biography of Jeff Bezos. The father stunned at this turn of events, but died at aged 70 without any further contact (this latter from the New York Post).

        Frau Katze

        January 12, 2019 at 8:17 PM

      • One of my best friends from HS went through that scenario. Fortunately (or not, depending on your viewpoint) dad was a SVP able to get the boyfriend a sales job he wouldn’t otherwise have been considered for without college, and the boyfriend wound up being reasonably successful. My guess is the AEC is a little too selective for that to work, alas. The real dad didn’t know Bezos was his kid? Wow. And sad.


        January 12, 2019 at 10:40 PM

      • @TWBC Another who didn’t anticipate the future in dumping his family: writer Stephen King’s father. Wiki:

        “When Stephen King was two years old, his father left the family under the pretense of “going to buy a pack of cigarettes,” leaving his mother to raise Stephen and his older brother, David, by herself, sometimes under great financial strain.”

        He never saw or heard from his father again.

        Frau Katze

        January 13, 2019 at 5:53 AM

    • I can’t stand that arrogant phrase “flyover country.” There’s more to the U.S. than N.Y. and California, sorry to inform you. And you might want to do some research — residents are moving OUT of California in droves because of the taxes and bad politics by the libs…


      January 20, 2019 at 6:55 PM

  8. She is completely hairless. I am 101% sure.



    January 10, 2019 at 6:30 PM

  9. Customer obsession is Amazon’s foremost leadership principle. Perhaps Bezos feels that by going for a much younger gal, like Jack Dorsey’s much hotter girlfriend Raven Corneil, he would jeopardize his and his company’s reputation with the regular women who dominate consumer spending.


    January 10, 2019 at 7:02 PM

    • Disagree, this is a PR disaster for Bezos. Too many sordid details making the media, such as the dick pics and now questionable claims this was not an extra-marital affair. Until now Bezos kept a very clean profile.

      He is fulfilling women’s worst nightmare, the husband been tempted away by a scarlet woman. Four teenage kids just to add fuel to the fire. Look what happened to Australian newsreader Karl Stefanovic, and at least he traded in for an attractive breeding age blond.

      She appears to be a menopausal man eater who is maintaining, for now, some semblance of her former beauty via cosmetic surgery and Madonna style strict diet and exercise program. and I thought Princess Meghan had the prize for gold-digger locked in…


      January 10, 2019 at 10:03 PM

      • It’s a good company and I’ll stay with them.

        He’s not committed any crimes, why should I care about affairs he might have had?

        No cares about Trump or Bill Clinton.

        Frau Katze

        January 11, 2019 at 11:10 PM

      • Sanchez had some money before she met Bezos but she is after POWER. She has obviously had some bad plastic surgery (her Joker like appearance), and she’s been around quite a bit, cheating on ex-spouses, getting engaged several times… once a cheater, always a cheater… she will eventually cheat on Bezos and his reputation will continue going into the pits…


        January 20, 2019 at 6:47 PM

  10. Who says he is replacing his wife with Lauren? She may be a temporary substitute.

    My 2¢

    January 10, 2019 at 9:21 PM

    • They have already announced their divorce??


      January 20, 2019 at 6:48 PM

  11. She looks like she could suck a bowling ball through a straw. Maybe she learned that commercially useful skill at college.


    January 10, 2019 at 10:17 PM

  12. She is probably a dominatrix.

    She likes to show her big fake tits squeezed hard and bulging out from a too-small bra.


    January 11, 2019 at 2:17 AM

  13. Meanwhile the MGTOW crowd are ranting on Youtube about how grotesquely unfair it is that his wife will get half of his assets (unless he prearranged that and I haven’t heard about it yet).

    These MGTOWs get boring and irritating as they seem to just hate women. I might have to unfollow one guy whose commenters just went wild.

    I don’t think they all know that “Frau Katze” clearly identifies me as a female cat.

    On a livestream the other day, one of the panelists called me “he.”

    Frau Katze

    January 11, 2019 at 2:25 AM

    • I don’t think it’s fair for her to get 50%. But 35-40% would be fair, considering she gave him children, and even worked as Amazon for a while at the beginning. By all appearances she was a great wife. It’s hard to see why he would step out on her. I can only assume the relationship had already hit the rocks.


      January 11, 2019 at 11:54 AM

      • He’s got so much money he couldn’t spend it all in a lifetime. I’m not feeling sorry for him.

        I will say that I think Amazon is a good company. Any problems (like one case was stuff was apparently stolen from my doorstep) they acted promptly. I don’t know it’s like to work for but they try to please the customers. And the site makes sense. It’s logical.

        By contrast, eBay has some weird bug where you can’t change certain aspects of your account. Start a new account was the solution on offer. I said, forget it, I’ll buy from Amazon. Haven’t used eBay since. Very unprofessional.

        Frau Katze

        January 11, 2019 at 11:02 PM

      • @ Frau

        I’m not asking you to feel sorry for him, but it would be false to suggest his wife contributed to 50% of their financial success. The true figure is definitely closer to what I proposed.


        January 12, 2019 at 7:59 PM

      • Laws are never always fair. The one about splitting funds at divorce is especially contentious. I’ll leave it to the lawyers.

        Frau Katze

        January 12, 2019 at 9:27 PM

      • Spousal maintenance is not based on what the wife “contributed financially” or “helped in the business.” It’s because she “supported him throughout their marriage, which IS HUGE when someone is working constantly — leave the raising of kids, home details, etc. to the wife… She absolutely deserves half.


        January 20, 2019 at 6:50 PM

      • Rich people used to hire a House Steward or Housekeeper (not to be confused with a Housemaid) to manage the household. And a governess to raise the kids.

        Lion of the Blogosphere

        January 20, 2019 at 8:11 PM

    • frau katze, I occasionally read the mgtow and (before it was quarantined) the red pill subs on reddit. Mostly for the tragicomic stories of dates gone bad. But I’ve noticed since the metoo movement both groups have taken a turn for the darker beyond the point of what I can stomach. There’s SJW hate- and then there’s real hate. I would just unfollow and spare yourself.


      January 12, 2019 at 8:13 AM

    • It seems weird that you are watching MGTOW Youtube shows. You seem to have some eccentric interests for a middle aged professional woman.

      Of course, you post here…

      Mike Street Station

      January 12, 2019 at 8:55 AM

      • Mike, it probably won’t surprise you to learn that I regularly read MGTOW sites, especially Paul Elam’s A Voice for Men. The Men’s Rights movement is an interesting cause and they raise a lot of valid points. I agree though that there are people within it who simply have flipped out and hate all women. Both men and woman are to blame for the mess that male-female relations are in today.

        maryk (the g-loaded guidette)

        January 12, 2019 at 1:22 PM

      • They’re not advertised as MGTOW. I only find out when some litmus test event like this happens.

        I wonder if Youtube broadly attracts a different audience. They seem to be younger too. Once I mentioned that I was a boomer and I was savagely attacked in comment after comment.

        Look, I lived through the hippy era. They were a small minority, but they succeeded in their goal to dominate universities, the media, Hollywood. I was never even remotely a hippy.

        How can anyone be so stupid as to launch into a savage diatribe based merely on soneone’s age?

        They’re definitely stupider than your average Lion reader.

        I don’t so much watch Youtube as play it in the background while I’m doing something else ($10/month for the ability for the iPad app to play in the background plus no ads).

        I have to play something in the background all the time because I have tinnitus, an extremely irritating condition with no treatment but playing some other noise in the background.

        I also play music and sound effects like wind and rain.

        Frau Katze

        January 12, 2019 at 1:27 PM

  14. three decades of manhunting skills.

    Are man-hunting skills innate, or learned? So, this could be 30 years of applying an existing load of skills, or 30 years developing incrementally better skills. I wonder if exidting skills could be “polluted” by hanging around ofber women who have it all wrong. Could a woman with a failed marriage blame it all on her friends? In any event, all her friends looking for producing deals will be applying pressure now, eh?


    January 11, 2019 at 12:03 PM

  15. How on earth does the richest man in the world end up with a woman who is older and uglier than his wife?


    January 11, 2019 at 5:52 PM

    • Love?

      My 2¢

      January 13, 2019 at 12:57 AM

    • She turns him on sexually. He probably didn’t get much sex before he was married. So he’s “feeling his oats” late in life…


      January 20, 2019 at 6:52 PM

    • LOL!


      January 20, 2019 at 6:52 PM

  16. She should get 100% and 85% of everything he makes going forward. Why not?

    My 2¢

    January 11, 2019 at 7:23 PM

  17. Don’t shake a whore tree and expect an angel to fall out

    Kurt P Katzmann

    January 16, 2019 at 4:06 PM

  18. A lot of super rich males–monarchs from Middle Eastern countries, for instance–hire women whose job it is to go to elite universities in Western countries and play matchmaker for the rich foreigners.

    January 21, 2019 at 9:45 AM

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