Lion of the Blogosphere

I smell BO in NJ

Bad odor while walking in the tunnel under the tracks at Metropark. I look around, and sure enough, I see two Indian guys.

Written by Lion of the Blogosphere

June 21, 2019 at 3:11 PM

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  1. Why did America ever allow even a single Indian into the nation? What a mistake.

    peterike

    June 21, 2019 at 4:25 PM

  2. This made me laugh. Thanks lion.

    Alex

    June 21, 2019 at 5:06 PM

  3. Lion, there is just no basis for your unconscionable bias. Far right blogs like this one should instead take their cues from mainstream media, which dispels the myth of Indian uncleanliness.

    Uh oh….

    https://www.economist.com/leaders/2018/12/08/even-by-the-standards-of-poor-countries-india-is-alarmingly-filthy

    https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/07/asia/india-plastic-waste-intl-hnk/index.html

    https://www.newsweek.com/trash-mountain-india-could-taller-taj-mahal-next-year-1442227

    Dan

    June 21, 2019 at 5:14 PM

  4. An Indian technician came to fix the internet in my house and he had strong BO, immediately I thought aha, that’t what the lion is talking about because I have never felt this smell working in an office with Indians. I also talked to a guy who manage properties and he told me he needs to keep rooms empty for one week after an Indian is leaving, it takes that long for the smell to go away from the mattresses.

    The more interesting thing though was that all the technicians who came during the years where immigrants, talking to them I have learned that they earn more or less the average salary in my country for a not too demanding job. Then I listen to millennials complaining that there are no jobs and that they are all taken by robots, they still support mass immigration.

    Hashed

    June 21, 2019 at 5:28 PM

  5. Looks like this thread might lag, so I might as well relate last night’s excitement at the condo. Came home to find the building entrance propped open, and a big “Sprinter” type vehicle outside emanating a loud growl from its interior, as if some kind of lab was in operation. I figured I might have some visiting AirBNB meth heads or something, so I go out and confront this white dude dressed like a lumberjack smoking a cigarette, and he’s got a big silver star hanging from his neck- tells me they’re executing a search warrant. The rest of the crew comes out, and they look like they’re right out of The French Connection. So now it’s just guessing which of my upstairs neighbors are the criminals. Three candidates: a 50-ish Chinese tiger Mom who drives her Yaris at 40 mph in the garage, a couple of obese Russian sisters who hardly ever leave their unit, and a sexy 5’10” Indian chick who smells fine but who, inexplicably, leaves candy wrappers lying around. Actually, I’m hoping she’s the one they cart away.

    Marty

    June 21, 2019 at 5:33 PM

    • So who was it? My guess is the Russians, but for your sake I hope it was the Indian woman so that you can be free of the candy wrapper problem, although perhaps she’s leaving them behind in a subtle attempt to give you a reason to start talking to her.

      If that’s the case, you should schlong her and report back here about her body odor. I’ve always wanted to schlong an Indian broad.

      Horace Pinker

      June 21, 2019 at 7:08 PM

      • I too have had something of a yen for Indian chicks, mainly because they’re the only “asians” with boobs. But this one has that trademark millennial “anyone more than 5 years older than me is ancient” attitude. I once got the look from a luscious Indian Notary in Berkeley, but she was married and I wanted to stay alive. Anyway, the Tiger Mom is out. Yiu may be right about the Russians. Medicare fraud?

        Marty

        June 22, 2019 at 12:06 AM

  6. I often deal with Indian and Pakistani customers at the Major Home Improvement Retailer, and if they smell, I haven’t noticed.

    Peter

    ironrailsironweights

    June 21, 2019 at 5:39 PM

    • I used to think Indian women were attractive, but they also have the body odor problem.

      Panther of the Blogocube

      June 21, 2019 at 6:38 PM

      • Also attitude problem.

        And if you don’t want kids stay away from Indian (and Hispanic) women. Very very rare to meet Indian or Hispanic women who don’t want kids.

        mpt

        June 21, 2019 at 6:50 PM

    • I suspect most of the Indians and Pakistanis shopping at Home Depot were upper caste before they emigrated to the US, and find BO as offensive as Lion and the rest of us do (and did when they lived in India).

      TWBC

      June 21, 2019 at 7:38 PM

      • There must be such pervasive BO in India that everyone there has to be used to it.

      • What’s the top selling brand of deodorant in India?

        Piscataway

        June 22, 2019 at 5:03 AM

      • Is this a trick question?

      • True, but “used to it” and “have to put up with it everywhere you go” aren’t the same thing. There must be places in India (and other countries this is an issue) where the lower classes aren’t permitted, or have to clean up before they come to work. I haven’t spent any time in India, but I have in the ME, where the problem seems to be just as pervasive, and if you’re staying in a higher end hotel, for example, you’re not going to have to deal with BO fumes.

        TWBC

        June 22, 2019 at 11:33 AM

      • What’s ME? Montenegro? Maine?

      • Middle East

        TWBC

        June 22, 2019 at 5:35 PM

  7. Can Indian men get White women?

    FTW

    June 21, 2019 at 5:56 PM

    • “Can Indian men get White women?”

      Someone has not been reading the blog! https://lionoftheblogosphere.wordpress.com/2019/03/08/nerdy-indian-guy-with-tall-gorgeous-blonde/comment-page-1/

      Lion of the Blogosphere

      June 21, 2019 at 6:21 PM

    • When it comes to dating Indian men are at the lower end on the male totem pole, lower than white, black, Mexican and possibly even east asians (maybe). White women are at top of the female totem pole. You do the math. We are talking in generalities of course. I am Indian FYI.

      But the secret to marriage is to be realistic when searching. If you are a techie don’t dream on dating models or flight attendants or doctors. But you can surely marry a project manager or data analyst. On the other hand don’t be desperate and go marry a checkout clerk or receptionist. People should look to dating within their same class and income level. That’s more likely to work out over long term.

      Mpt

      June 21, 2019 at 6:32 PM

      • Were you supposed to go to Russia in June?

        Yakov

        June 21, 2019 at 7:32 PM

      • i disagree about project managers or data analysts, they’re surrounded by nerdy smelly south asians all day and that’s the last thing they wanna deal with when they get home. if you’re a south asian guy, try doing the whole alpha muslim / guido arab thing. you don’t have to pretend to be a practicing muslim but you should present yourself as a badass pakistani or arab as opposed to a nerdy indian or bangladeshi

        gm

        June 21, 2019 at 10:12 PM

      • There’s a guido Bangladeshi type in my office. And he doesn’t have BO, at least not that I smelled.

      • Guido Pakistanis don’t fare well with women either.

        Every time I go up to Surrey/Vancouver in Canada, I see a bunch of guido Indian and Pakistani guys. They’re called “Surrey Jacks.”

        Their psrties are sausage fests.

        FTW

        June 21, 2019 at 11:52 PM

      • surrey jacks are closer to wiggers than guidos. i agree they do poorly with women but they do better than your nerdy call center types. the goal isnt to go from incel to chad, but rather to have 1-3 sex partners in your 20s before your arranged marriage

        gm

        June 22, 2019 at 4:47 PM

      • “Every time I go up to Surrey/Vancouver in Canada, I see a bunch of guido Indian and Pakistani guys. They’re called “Surrey Jacks.” ”

        _____________

        I thought it was all Sikhs in Surrey. Not Pakistanis.

        Rosenmops

        June 24, 2019 at 4:59 AM

    • There was a blog from an Indian techie that raged against the racism of women and advocated banging escorts.

      Vince

      June 21, 2019 at 9:24 PM

  8. Another reason on the bucket list that NJ is uberprole (or low end) compared to NYS, and one should avoid.

    The Joisey Shore might be a coastline full of guidos, during the summer of hell, but Indians are a major demographic in the state, throughout the year.

    Ok, what, who's this again?

    June 21, 2019 at 7:26 PM

    • Ok, what, who's this again?

      June 21, 2019 at 10:51 PM

      • Indians love the tristate area (NJ, NY, CT) but don’t like the interior northwest.

      • Ah, virtually none here in MT. Except the IT boss who laid me off.

        Must admit, one of the nicest guys I ever met was an Indian biochemist who was getting his PhD here at the U. He invited me to a house party with the other Indian grad students where they each made a native dish. It was fantastic.
        He went on to Max Planck. I looked him up recently and saw he took part in the genome project…geez.

        Mrs Stitch

        June 23, 2019 at 6:24 PM

  9. LB smells BO from ID in NJ, and that PU ain’t OK.

    ID = Indians, Dot

    IF = Indians, Feather

    Oswald Spengler

    June 21, 2019 at 10:11 PM

  10. So the question I ask myself is this: What is more distasteful on LOTB (to me, that is) – Indian B.O. or Lion’s usual anti-guido rant? With my luck we’ll have a post next week about smelly pizza rats from Seaside Heights who are half guido and half Indian. The smell comes from their Indian side, the pizza eating from their guido side. And since it’s Seaside Heights they’ll eventually end up “sleeping with the fishes (who because they come from an SWPL establishment in Manhattan) smell better than Indians or guidos.

    By the way, Nixon once claimed (in private) that he thought Italian-Americans smelled different from other whites. I never noticed differences in body scent among various white groups (and my family has all kinds of white ethnicities in it.) Was he just being……well, Nixon?

    Maryk (the g-loaded guidette)

    June 22, 2019 at 1:23 AM

    • Low-class Italians could stop acting like guidos, and Indians could shower in the morning, wash their underwear, and us deodorant.

      • Sunbathing on the beach is the new prole. There are walkable coastlines that are suited for SWPLs, which are usually in the colder reaches of the world, that keep proles at bay from laying down a towel or taking a dip in the water. The tropics or warm weather are conducive to prole behavior.

        Ok, what, who's this again?

        June 22, 2019 at 12:40 PM

      • “Low-class Italians could stop acting like guidos”

        I’m doing my best, Lion!

        Maryk (the g-loaded guidette)

        June 22, 2019 at 2:28 PM

      • Sunbathing itself, or the effects? Or both?

        TWBC

        June 22, 2019 at 5:39 PM

      • Tanning was prole throughout American history, because it meant you had to work outdoors under the sun.
        Later, it became a sign of privilege, where “white collar” jobs became a norm in the 20th century, and absorbing sunlight meant you had opportunities for outdoor leisure, away from the office.

        As a result, tanning runs across all types, but today, with capitalism leading us to a post scarcity world, where proles are afforded goods and services, which previously, were reserved only for the upper classes, getting a tan is prole. Furthermore, the lower classes (and non-whites) have pretty much invaded many leisure spaces in warm and temperate climates, that the White upper classes used to take up.

        Ok, what, who's this again?

        June 22, 2019 at 10:19 PM

      • With guidos going to tanning salons, tans are prole once again.

      • Depends on what you’re doing at the tanning salon. Spray tanning can easily run $300+ a month. A tanning bed is a lot cheaper, but the girl with the spray tan is still going to look great when she’s 60. The girl with the tanning bed tan will look like a spotted piece of crepe paper. You can argue (correctly, in my view) that spray tanning is actually makeup, not a real tan, but it usually looks better, and it’s a lot safer. Maybe it should be “intentionally burning your skin is prole”, similar to the way intentionally disfiguring yourself with tattoos is.

        TWBC

        June 23, 2019 at 3:34 PM

  11. Have you share this perception with other person to know if you have a peculiar sensitivity to this race ?

    I discovered my smell was extremely low when I was 11. I told a girl that when I was in the crowed subway, I love when there was an ugly tramp because as people couldn’t stand the vision, there were lots of room around, and it was a nice way to travel.

    She told me people didn’t care about the vision it’s the smell that is usually unbearable. She told me she once almost fainted. She knew it was a spectrum because her DZ twin sister was more skilled than her and could detect very small trace of odor like someone food in suitcase le all the food that weee in a fridge .

    Bruno

    June 22, 2019 at 3:00 AM

  12. Many of these immigrants from India are Hindu/Muslim communists/socialists which is fashionable among the elite there. They quickly go into anti-America mode as journalists.

    A bit OT, this article by the arresting officer of the Central Park angels now seen on Netflix is an eye-opener IMHO: https://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/ny-news-eric-reynolds-detective-central-park-20180713-story.html

    Robert

    June 22, 2019 at 4:20 AM

  13. This blog post sounds extremely racist.

    tmmm

    June 22, 2019 at 9:29 AM

    • I don’t hear any noise coming from the blog post at all.

      And if those two guys had showered in the morning and used deodorant, plus maybe if they stopped eating massive amounts of weird spices, then my nose wouldn’t have been assaulted by their putrid BO.

  14. there’s a rape allegation against Donald Trump in New York magazine. It is such unbelievable b******* but The usual suspects are making a big deal of it. You won’t be able to get away from it in the next few days.

    gothamette

    June 22, 2019 at 10:14 AM

    • I had to laugh at it. Trump raped her in a dressing room at a ritzy department store while taking a break shopping for a gift? Anyway, she was too ugly to rape back then as well. The story makes no sense at all.

      Someone

      June 22, 2019 at 9:57 PM

    • Oh please. The story is completely plausible. She was hot even at age 52, and she did agree to go to the dressing room with him, which he arguably took as a sign of consent. Trump is on tape saying that he engages in this behavior, if you remember. I always assumed that was Trump just boasting because he seems like an asexual germophobe, but I was probably wrong. And given that Trump‘s mannerisms are so fey, every story like this probably helps him with the electorate.

      Peter Akuleyev

      June 23, 2019 at 10:57 AM

      • “and she did agree to go to the dressing room with him”

        That’s her story, Trump says he doesn’t know who she is. And because she wrote a book about how she was serially sexually assaulted by different super-high-status men, it’s not very believable. Who is she anyway?

      • It isnt plausible that Bergdorf Goodman had no assistant in the lingerie department.

        Bergdorf’s is a very high-end store, and women’s lingerie departments are usually fully staffed with helpers. also, it’s not gigantic, it’s a fairly intimate store.

        You’re right though she was a very good-looking woman and otherwise, the story is believable. I just don’t buy the Bergdorf’s part.

        gothamette

        June 24, 2019 at 9:20 AM

      • Trump is hardly an asexual germaphobe.

        I suspect that he may be involved with the Epstein business. Which is why the Epstein business is being kept under lock and key. One day it will all come out, and it will be ugly.

        gothamette

        June 24, 2019 at 9:21 AM

      • Another thing. She’s extremely unstable. I think she’s an alcoholic.

        gothamette

        June 24, 2019 at 10:32 PM

    • I read it just long enough to access she’s a complete loon. Was almost jumping off the page. For one, she couldn’t resist telling, indirectly, about how desirable she is to men; a real tell. But, when she got to her list of hideous men, it was like peering into the mind of the worst client a shrink could ever have, or so I imagine.

      Quillette has an article up about one of the old school feminists who has spilled the beans on the poor mental health of many (most) of her sixties and seventies era sisters in arms. Basically, most were loons except, apparently, Steinhem who was simply an calculating Left political operator using the women’s movement to ingratiate herself with the Powers That Be. Is anyone surprised?

      Curle

      June 25, 2019 at 5:01 AM

  15. BO I can live with, what I dislike is the importation of an elite class that has NO emotional attachment of any kind to the historic population of this country. Plenty of Indian Brahmin class are coming to the US and too many of these people have an horrible social viewpoint about the people already living here. Here’s a classic example, Seattle City Councilwoman Kshama Sawant. This lady was brought here by her former husband, Microsoft employee, got divorced and proceeded on her reign of terror against the prole whites of the Pacific Northwest. Here’s a sample:

    https://ijr.com/cops-sue-seattle-councilwoman-accuses-racial-profiling-calls-murderers/

    Curle

    June 22, 2019 at 11:00 AM

    • I feel ashamed of that stupid vicious lady but blame people of Seattle for voting in this openly self proclaimed socialist/commie. Thankfully Socialist/communist parties are almost rooted out from India itself (they were the rage in the 70s) and here in USA we are trying to bring it back. Idiots.

      I sincerely hope that stupid Indian b$$$$h gets taken to the cleaners. We did not move halfway across the world to see rise of socialism here.

      mpt

      June 22, 2019 at 3:13 PM

    • I read that link, and nearly hit the roof.

      whenever I come across an Indian politicians name, I look it up with the word caste, on Google. She is not a Brahmin, but she is from the second highest caste, which has almost the same prestige.

      So these shits live a privileged life in India, and then they come to the United States and whine about discrimination in being a person of color.

      It’s the sickest thing I’ve ever heard.

      gothamette

      June 23, 2019 at 10:06 AM

  16. Hell is other people in India.

    Richard

    June 22, 2019 at 11:01 AM

  17. What you should have done is assemble an interracial gang, like those so loved by Hollywood, containing a black, a mestizo, and a white, and assaulted them, leading to at least one of them dying. There’s a precedent: https://www.nj.com/middlesex/2013/10/acquittals_in_old_bridge_beating_death_spark_tears_of_relief_tears_of_frustration.html

    Just kidding, you really shouldn’t assemble an interracial gang.

    Edison

    June 22, 2019 at 11:19 AM

    • Although this is a bad joke, I think it’s 100% clear that it’s a joke. Normally I would delete comments that advocate violence.

      • Thank you, Lion. I knew you’d come through. My comment was tasteless, not bad, but the joke was only a vehicle to get the story of the murdered professor out there. It should be the subject of a book, just like there was one about the Hail Mary murder in the early 90s, a “guido” thing if there ever was one: https://www.nytimes.com/1992/02/20/nyregion/5-teen-agers-accused-of-killing-youth.html

        The book was Fredrick Kunkle’s Pray for Us Sinners.

        Edison

        June 22, 2019 at 1:18 PM

    • The 1970s and 1980s were the golden age of the multiracial youth gang in Hollywood (although not in real life). Prime examples of multiracial gangs could be found in films like The Warriors, the original Assault on Precinct 13, and Death Wish 3.

      Oswald Spengler

      June 22, 2019 at 1:08 PM

      • Or in Michael Jackson’s “I’m bad, I’m bad”

        Ok, what, who's this again?

        June 22, 2019 at 10:23 PM

  18. Not entirely OT: recently, while home visiting family, I accompanied my sister’s family to Sesame Place, in Langhorne, PA, because our mother thought my young nieces would find it fun to have Uncle Hermes along. The crowd there was at least 80% NAM. (I remember going there as a kid myself, and have no memories of it being anything other than almost entirely white.) I felt like I was in a foreign country. Seeing such a spectacle, one can’t help but feel, despite Trump’s victory in 2016 and a few holdouts of anonymous internet commenters, that we have already permanently and decisively lost the country. I couldn’t help but think of Lawrence Auster and his article entitled “America No Longer Exists,” his statement that “the America symbolized by George Washington, the America of which George Washington is the Father, is gone and is not coming back,” and is oft-repeated motto in the wake of Obama’s reelection in 2012 that “it’s their country now.”

    Hermes

    June 22, 2019 at 1:23 PM

    • I say that all the time. “It’s their country now.”

      gothamette

      June 23, 2019 at 10:07 AM

    • The one time I was in Langhorne was in the mid-80s, staying for an hour at a friend’s relative’s house on our way to somewhere else. While driving through town, I kept noticing unusual eccentric-looking people on the sidewalk. Just as I was about to comment on this my friend’s relative anticipated it and explained that there were several homes for the developmentally disabled, or something like that, in Langhorne. Which is worse, foreigners or your own people who are “weird” or “retarded”? It’s a rhetorical question.

      Weird and Retarded

      June 23, 2019 at 10:36 AM

    • I was in Langhorne maybe 15 years ago. Even then it was a lot of NAMs, and the white people I saw were mostly overweight and heavily tattooed. Not America at its best, and I can’t imagine it has improved.

      Peter Akuleyev

      June 23, 2019 at 12:45 PM

      • Langhorne is in Bucks County, and all of Bucks County is very white and very SWPL. If there are people with tattoos, they are hipster types rather than prole types.

        Lion of the Blogosphere

        June 23, 2019 at 2:27 PM

      • No, it’s not. Upper Bucks is very white and has become SWPL through white flight over the past 20 years or so, though there are still lots of farmers there, who are of course prole. But lower Bucks is downright white trash.

        Hermes

        June 23, 2019 at 4:07 PM

  19. Your boy Buttijudge is having BLM problems.

    He’s toast. Actually, he was never even sliced bread.

    gothamette

    June 22, 2019 at 2:28 PM

    • He’s not toast or sliced bread. He’s a burned donut:

      https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=To%20Burn%20the%20Donut

      Tom

      June 22, 2019 at 7:28 PM

    • I saw that video. Too funny! It was joy to see the ‘duh-versities’ giving him a hard time. I wonder if it is another worthless sack of filth that got shot. Too bad we can’t deport them as well.

      Someone

      June 22, 2019 at 10:00 PM

    • “Your boy Buttijudge is having BLM problems”

      If he’s having BLM problems that means he’s having international finance/deep state problems. Unless this is supposed to be some sort of Sista Soulja moment, but seems too early for that. So, take him off the Deep State candidate list I suppose.

      Curle

      June 22, 2019 at 11:40 PM

      • I think that fakestream media still supports Buttigieg, but they just can’t help themselves when it comes to a police shooting, because there’s no topic the fakestream media loves more (except perhaps Trump-bashing) than reporting on a white cop shooting a black.

      • Whatever, your saying that Buttyjudge was going to win was based on faulty logic. You think the media fawning would give him the nom?

        He never had an ounce of Af-Am support and after the killing fields of South Carolina that would be painfully obvious. It just happened a little earlier.

        gothamette

        June 23, 2019 at 2:25 PM

      • No, it means a bad interaction happened between a black guy and the police.

        gothamette

        June 23, 2019 at 2:26 PM

  20. Newpark is in Jersey, right? What were you doing in Jersey? I thought you hated Jersey.

    You should get those white surgical mask things they wear in Japan and wear them when you see Indians in public.

    Tom

    June 22, 2019 at 7:35 PM

  21. If you see two Indian guys in or around a tunnel, there’s a good chance that at least one of them recently has or soon will be taking a dump in the tunnel.

    Tom

    June 22, 2019 at 7:37 PM

  22. is it diet?

    Mr. Curious

    June 23, 2019 at 10:55 AM

    • no, it’s because they don’t use deodorant. even ones who are more westernized prefer to spray cologne on their clothing as opposed to using roll on deodorant under their arms

      gm

      June 23, 2019 at 7:45 PM

  23. I have not noticed that the Indian students at my university have BO. And they are fresh off the boat. Mind you, I live in a dry climate that is quite cool from Sept to April.

    I’ve noticed that African students (male) wear a feminine- smelling perfume when they first arrive.

    Rosenmops

    June 24, 2019 at 5:08 AM


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