Comedians mocked Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh on Monday after he discussed his virginity and claimed a decades-old social calendar would help to exonerate him from sexual assault allegations.
“He claims he kept calendars detailing his social engagements from 1982 that will help to exonerate him,” Jimmy Kimmel said on “Live” Monday. “What 17-year-old keeps calendars of his social engagements? No wonder he was a virgin!”
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Lion of the Blogosphere 
Sorry to go OT but no one reads comments to old posts & this is IMPORTANT.
maryk – I think I solved the mystery of Ronan’s paternity. Mia was 42 when he was born – that’s old. She already had three bio children by her marriage to Andre Previn, conceived easily because she was young. In a lot of places she referred to the fact that she and Allen were having problems conceiving.
Now look at Woody Allen. Married three times, slept with countless attractive women and has never fathered a bio child. There’s never even been a rumor of an abortion.
Look at Keanu Reeves – no marriages, rarely a real girlfriend. Yet with one casual dalliance in the early 90s, he fathered a child (sadly, stillborn). This is normal.
Allen is sterile – probably had a vasectomy in the early 70s – it was actually cool to do that then.
In 1986, Mia starred in Hannah & Her Sisters. “Hannah (Mia Farrow) has two sisters, Lee (Barbara Hershey) and Holly (Dianne Wiest), and the three are very close. She used to be married to Mickey, who was told he couldn’t have children. They turned to his business partner for a sperm donation and had children, after which the marriage failed, but they remained friends.”
I think Ronan’s daddy is a sperm donor.
gothamette
September 25, 2018 at 9:51 AM
I read an article on people who had sperm donor fathers. Some of them are finding unexpected relatives on sites like 23andme.
I’m not sure if the practice with donor fathers was to tell the kid about it. If not, it would be quite a surprise.
Frau Katze
September 25, 2018 at 1:20 PM
vasectomy in the early 70s – it was actually cool to do that then.
Here’s some dialogue from All in the Family, ca. 1974:
Archie: “You’re looking at a new man here, you’ll never guess what happened to me today.”
Meathead: “You had a sex change.”
Archie: No, that’s more in your line, Vasectomy Vic.”
Marty
September 25, 2018 at 2:25 PM
More proof!
gothamette
September 25, 2018 at 4:53 PM
PS Also shows that people were talking about sex changes but it was considered insane.
gothamette
September 25, 2018 at 4:54 PM
Why would Woody Allen have paid child support for Ronan if he wasn’t the father?
Dave Pinsen
September 26, 2018 at 2:23 AM
Keeping up appearances.
gothamette
September 26, 2018 at 10:45 AM
The left can’t have it both ways. But I’m not surprised they’re trying to,
Frau Katze
September 25, 2018 at 1:12 PM
It was a lot worse than this sanitized version. Just imagine if they were talking about cutting up a woman.
Richard
September 25, 2018 at 1:14 PM
I’ve suggested that the government should offer tax breaks to incels who agree to transition to female. Call me autistic. I prefer to think of myself as an outside-the-box thinker.
njguy73
September 25, 2018 at 2:15 PM
Wow. Completely stupid but interesting idea!
GondwanaMan
October 6, 2018 at 9:46 PM
Well, back in the 90s some feminist professor said that since men commit more crines than women, men should be taxed more. I say do the opposite. Instead of taxing masculinity to get less of it, subsidize feminity to get more of it. Call it the Constanza Gambit. Things aren’t working? Do the opposite.
njguy73
October 9, 2018 at 4:10 PM
The victim of crimes are far more likely to be other men than women.
Lion of the Blogosphere
October 9, 2018 at 4:20 PM
Lion, these are not the crimes your looking for. You may go about your business. Move along.
njguy73
October 10, 2018 at 11:55 AM
But if he had gay sex, he’d so current year AF.
Ronald McDonald
September 25, 2018 at 6:40 PM
This guy needed to go full Trump, not do this simpy crap. Dunno why he didn’t get better advice from the guy who appointed him.
He needed to come out swinging the instant this stuff started and called the broad a whore who slept around and wanted him but could never have got him, and is just jealous of his success. Rolling over and pissing on himself and professing youthful chastity was exactly the wrong move.
bobbybobbob
September 25, 2018 at 10:40 PM
I sincerely doubt that would have played well.
Panther of the Blogocube
September 26, 2018 at 1:38 AM
That‘s because Kavanaugh is a swamp beast who has never dealt with adversity in his life.
Peter Akuleyev
September 26, 2018 at 1:58 AM
It was a brilliant tactic to give the left something they couldn’t resist mocking him for (ie being a virgin). All they’ve done by mocking him was to take themselves off message and undermine their own agenda. By focusing on this they’ve distracted from the allegations and lost the momentum. The left just lost this battle.
destructure
September 25, 2018 at 11:08 PM
You‘re crazy. Kavanaugh is lying, and the virgin story is absurd.
Peter Akuleyev
September 26, 2018 at 1:57 AM
Kavanaugh is a swamp creature. A smarmy beltway insider and careerist. His father was a lobbyist, Kavanaugh has lived in elite circles his whole life. You don’t get swampier. Trump had/has plenty of better options. Trump could actually use Kavanaugh getting declined to his advantage, and get more leverage over Mitch McConnell and the Federalist types who are undermining Trump constantly and who pushed so hard for Kavanaugh.
Peter Akuleyev
September 26, 2018 at 12:58 AM
Clarence Thomas had the same sort of professional background as Kavanaugh and Thomas has been the most fantastic Justice. Don’t misjudge Kavanaugh because he had career success.
Lion of the Blogosphere
September 26, 2018 at 8:18 AM
I wonder if what Clarence Thomas went through has informed his thinking. It must be pretty traumatic to have half the country condemning you as some kind of sex-criminal based on someone just pointing the finger at you without any evidence.
fortaleza84
September 26, 2018 at 11:33 AM